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Humor-Truth in Advertising; Delete if no smiler needed



THE WONDERFUL WAYS OF MICROSOFT

The classically-minded among us may have noted a new TV ad for Microsoft's
Internet Explorer e-mail program which uses the musical theme of the
"Confutatis Maledictis" from Mozart's Requiem.

"Where do you want to go today?" is the cheery line on the screen. While,
the chorus sings "Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis," This
translates to "The damned and accursed are convicted to the flames of hell."

Good to know that Microsoft has done its research.

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