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Friday Funny( 3 days early): Old is......



I know its not Friday yet, but these are too good to pass up. Enjoy.
The following come from another list that has had a little flame war, and the
following put the flames out.


Old is when your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love." and you
answer, "Honey, I can't do both."

Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.

Old is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.

Old is when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have to go along.

Old is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the
police.

Old is when "getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber
today.

Old is when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

Old is when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.


Peter Kurilecz
Richmond, Va
pakurilecz@aol.com

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