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Re: question
So which of us who have smelly feet is "Mr. Archives"?
--- Herb Tronic <herbtronics@YAHOO.COM> wrote:
> Hello Mr. Archives. My name is Susan and I am
> writing
> from Herbtronics a California based herb wholesaling
> company. As you know strict California laws limit
> our
> ability to sell anything but totally natural,
> organic
> and pure food products.
>
> Mr. Archives, have you ever been plagued with a lack
> of energy, a lack of virility, an overabundance of
> foot hair, the growth of geriatrically enhanced male
> breasts or an inability to stand up straight?
>
> If so they perhaps you need to take advantage of
> some
> of the herbs and herb food products which
> Herbtronics
> of California offers to the public. This month we
> are
> offering specials of three of our most popular
> herbs.
>
>
> You probably wonder why we would discount our most
> popular products. The answer Mr. Archives is
> simple,
> we at Herbtronics of California care about our
> customers and potential customers more than we care
> about growing wealthy.
>
> Now, Mr. Archives, these three herbs, offered at
> less
> than 40% of their regular price are: our
> Whistle-Smooth Foot Hair Removal Creme, our John
> Wayne Standing Tall Vertigo De-Enhancing Drink, and
> finally our most popular herb, the Buster Crabbe
> Male
> Breast Reduction Herb.
>
> I know, Mr. Archives, you are thinking, 'sure, I
> might
> need one of these herbs, maybe two, but not all
> three,' right? Well, even though they do all come in
> our virility pack we are for the first time in this
> special offer able to sell them individually to
> select
> herb savvy customers. You, Mr. Archives, are one of
> these special customers.
>
> Now, I just need your mailing address. The herbs
> will
> be rushed to your home immediately, COD. Please hit
> the reply button, type your address below and your
> herbs will be on the way. Offer void where void.
>
>
> Susan Butler
> Herbtronics
>
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