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Re: HUMOR Part 2: Language Lesson



Also:

ASS: frozen water.

My sister, a teacher, recently moved to Georgia. She was at a school event
with a colleague who was concerned that her drink didn't have any ass. "Why,
honey, you haven't got any ass there. I got plenty of ass rat cheer. Why
don't you reach in and get a piece of my ass?"



Thomas J. Wood
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Archives/Special Collections LIB 144
University of Illinois at Springfield
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-----Original Message-----
From: Christine Crawford-Oppenheimer [mailto:c_crawfo@CULINARY.EDU]
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2001 11:55 AM
To: ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU
Subject: Re: HUMOR Part 2: Language Lesson


Peter--

Don't forget:

PIN: a writing implement

Soon after I started college at Trinity University in San Antonio (oops--I
mean, San Antone!), one of the girls in my hall came in and asked to borrow
a "pin." "Sure," I said, "Do you want a straight pin or a safety pin?"  "No,
no," she said, "A *pin*! To write with!"

Christine

>>> "Kurilecz, Peter" <peter.kurilecz@WOODSIDESUMMITGROUP.COM> 04/27/01
12:42PM >>>
Y'all-bonics/English dictionary:

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