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weighty issue



Summer's coming and you're FAT!

Still wearing that Thanksgiving dinner around your
middle?

Are the Holidays still WEIGHTING you down all these
months later?

Situps not working?

Grapefruit diet just leaves you bitter?

Slim-fast - Fat asst?

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own bathroom?

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Order today:

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Weehauken, NJ 12037

Use only as directed.  Use only at home. FAT-SCREETER
is not compatible with heavy lifting or the operation
of heavy equipment.  Do not exceede recommended
dosage.




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