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Re: weighty issue



>
> Summer's coming and you're FAT!
>
Nothing like a positive lead to convince one to buy a product, isn't there?
Slim chance I'd be interested.

And, to paraphrase John Fowler, why use FAT-SCREETER when there are records
boxes to move? Back to the 100-degree heat in our storage building for
another round of archivst's aerobics . . .

Best wishes,

Thomas Berry, Archivist
Historical Construction Equipment Association
16623 Liberty Hi Road
Bowling Green, Ohio 43402
Phone 419-352-5616
Fax 419-352-6086
tberry@wcnet.org
http://www.hcea.net

----- Original Message -----
From: "Fard elbarzak" <fardelbarzak@YAHOO.COM>
To: <ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU>
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 10:54 AM
Subject: weighty issue
> Still wearing that Thanksgiving dinner around your
> middle?
>
> Are the Holidays still WEIGHTING you down all these
> months later?
>
> Situps not working?
>
> Grapefruit diet just leaves you bitter?
>
> Slim-fast - Fat asst?
>
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>
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>
>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
>
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