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Re: seasons greetings



Lee -

I was not offended, but have lived most of my life very near the Canadian
side of Lake Erie.  It is my sincerest hope that Los Angeles never finds
us....although if they have that might explain the decline in the lake
perch (fish) population....and it may be some time before I order "yellow
perch" at a restaurant....

Cheers!

Mark (staying with ocean fish now) Walsh

At 09:03 AM 19/12/2001 -0800, Xiamen Lee wrote:
>Interesting facts about Elimination and Evacuation
>
>
>The average person will evacuate enough waste in an
>average lifetime to fill an average sized home.
>
>The Los Angeles sewage system handles enough urine
>each month to fill Lake Erie.
>
>There are few tornado evacuation routes because of the
>capricious nature of tornadoes.
>
>The Stassi eliminated, on average 7,000 men women and
>children each year.
>
>Vigorous vomit travels at speeds above 70 miles an
>hour in systemically healthy individuals.
>
>Elephants cannot be evacuated hurriedly, however, they
>can evacuate quickly.
>
>Urine from the Female Cape Buffalo is the most acidic
>in nature.
>
>Each human foot sweats 8 ounces per day.
>
>Human vomit will remove paint easily, however, no
>commercially available paint remover features a vomit
>based solution.
>
>TV networks eliminate more shows per year then they
>renew.
>
>The urethra pressure of the Sperm Whale is great
>enough to inflate a truck tire.
>
>Women eliminate more urine per pound of body weight
>than men, but men more solid waste per pound of body
>weight than women.
>
>In the first skyscrapers in New York City, in order to
>control sewage pressure, waste from the upper floors,
>dropped through the open air a distance of 4-6 floors.
>Theoretically, it made sense, but practically, gusts
>of wind rendered it disastrous.
>
>As a prank, in 1987, students flushed every toilet on
>the upper 10 floors of a high rise dorm in Austin
>Texas at the same time.  The resultant flood forced
>the evacuation of the entire building.
>
>Josef Stalin believed in the elimination of the
>Kulaks.
>
>Sun Yat Sen prefigured Roosevelt and his call for "a
>chicken in every pot" when he called for "a pot in
>every home."
>
>Waste is dumped into the Mississippi for its entire
>length.  This becomes drinking water in New Orleans.
>
>Kentucky creates more waste per capita than any other
>state.
>
>Hurricane evacuation routes line up thousands of
>terrified sea side residents, for elimination, like
>animated bowling pins.
>
>
>
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