To: Dick King of No known time or place
CHICKEN!
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Sent: Friday, February 15, 2002 10:21
PM
Subject: The Continuing Horror of [YES]
Friday Funnies
Archalists, It's Friday and time to send the children,
small pets and the weak of stomach out of the room. For the two of you
left here goes...
These friars
were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop
to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a
rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the
good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the
friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh
MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to
close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back
if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that
Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist
friars. Dick King of no known time or place
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