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April 15th cometh



"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
 
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"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund."
 
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"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"
 
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If you think taxes are too high and the government intrudes too much into your life, be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for!!!
 
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April is a difficult month.  Even if your ship comes in, the IRS is there to help you unload it.
 
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If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.
 
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Don't think the government doesn't know what it's doing.  First it taxes liquor, then it makes the tax laws so complicated, people are driven to drink.
 
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On death and taxes: First, they tell you that you can't take it with you.
But then, they charge you for leaving it behind!
 
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Ever wonder why it's called a 1040?  It's because for every $50 you earn, you keep $10 and the IRS gets $40!
 
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I'm proud to be paying taxes in the U.S.  But, I could be just as proud for half the money.
 
TAX TIME



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