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Friday Funny (Delete If Not Interested)



Got this from a friend.  Thought that mood needed a little lightening
after this mornings discussion of salaries.

Andy

Andris Vinovskis
Information Resolution Assistant II
Serials Recording Unit
Harlan Hatcher Graduate Library
320 Hatcher North
University Of Michigan
avinovsk@umich.edu
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Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down - Anon.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......

Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

You think the best use of your light saber is picking your
teeth.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good
sheets.

You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.

The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off
bottle of beer.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark
side... it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy
to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

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