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[Friday Funny - on Wednesday -10 Signs Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You]



Guys and gals,

I don't know about you, but all I can think about is the holiday tomorrow -- I am boooorrrrred stiff -- and thought that maybe someone else out there, who was also xeorx queen of the day, could use a joke right about now.  Of course, those of you from the Eastern Seaboard and Midwest have already gone home (I'm jealous).

I know this isn't archival-related, but well, didn't we once have a discussion on library cats????


Cheers and Happy 4th!!
Evelyn Taylor
Cal. State Univ., Channel Islands


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"Signs Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You"

  1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.

  2. He actually *does* have your tongue.

  3. You find a stash of "Feline Of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.

  4. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.

  5. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a
faint whiff of catnip.

  6. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."

  7. You catch him with a new Mohawk, looking in the mirror, saying, "Mew
talking to me? Mew talking to me?"

  8. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a
mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.

  9. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.

  10. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.





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