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[Friday Funny - on Wednesday -10 Signs Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You]
Guys and gals,
I don't know about you, but all I can think about is the holiday tomorrow -- I am boooorrrrred stiff -- and thought that maybe someone else out there, who was also xeorx queen of the day, could use a joke right about now. Of course, those of you from the Eastern Seaboard and Midwest have already gone home (I'm jealous).
I know this isn't archival-related, but well, didn't we once have a discussion on library cats????
Cheers and Happy 4th!!
Evelyn Taylor
Cal. State Univ., Channel Islands
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- Subject: 10 Signs Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You
- From: "B Moyer" <cats_archive@hotmail.com>
- Date: Wed, 03 Jul 2002 09:21:28 -0700
"Signs Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You"
1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
2. He actually *does* have your tongue.
3. You find a stash of "Feline Of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
4. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
5. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a
faint whiff of catnip.
6. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
7. You catch him with a new Mohawk, looking in the mirror, saying, "Mew
talking to me? Mew talking to me?"
8. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a
mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
9. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
10. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
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