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FW: PUn of the day...
You might consider this a late Friday Funny or an
early Monday Motivator ......... your
pick!!
Lynne
Wohleber
Archivist
Episcopal Diocese of Pittsburgh
900 Oliver Building, 535 Smithfield
St.
Pittsburgh, PA 15222
412-325-0087
x138
wohleber@pgh.anglican.org
Your PUntifical Wall Street Report for
the week ending 8/3/2002
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Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Knives were up sharply.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose,
Escalators continued a slow decline.
Light switches were off.
Mining gear hit rock
bottom.
Diapers remained
unchanged.
Shipping lines
kept an even keel.
Balloon
prices were inflated.
...but batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the
market.
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