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FW: PUn of the day...



 You might consider  this  a late Friday Funny or an early Monday Motivator  .........  your pick!!
 

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-----Original Message-----
From: Donald R. Farr [mailto:dfarr@ncs-az.net]
Sent: Saturday, August 03, 2002 11:01 AM
Subject: PUn of the day...

Your PUntifical Wall Street Report for the week ending  8/3/2002
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Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Knives were up sharply.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose,
Escalators continued a slow decline.
Light switches were off.
Mining gear hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines kept an even keel.
Balloon prices were inflated.
...but batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

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