JUST CALL ME UNITARIAN

By Charles Deemer

 

I am humanitarian

Am quite egalitarian

Find good in every hooligan

--Just call me Unitarian

 

I'm not authoritarian

A weak disciplinarian

Never totalitarian

--Just call me Unitarian

 

I reason with sectarians

And argue with barbarians

Support the proletarians

--Just call me Unitarian

 

I've chanted with Gregorians

Have dined with seminarians

And danced with Presbyterians

--Just call me Unitarian

 

I've dated vegetarians

Courted a few librarians

Married a libertarian

--Just call me Unitarian