By Charles Deemer
I am humanitarian
Am quite egalitarian
Find good in every hooligan
--Just call me Unitarian
I'm not authoritarian
A weak disciplinarian
Never totalitarian
--Just call me Unitarian
I reason with sectarians
And argue with barbarians
Support the proletarians
--Just call me Unitarian
I've chanted with Gregorians
Have dined with seminarians
And danced with Presbyterians
--Just call me Unitarian
I've dated vegetarians
Courted a few librarians
Married a libertarian
--Just call me Unitarian