AREN’T YA?
By Charles Deemer
Gonna roll me a peanut butter ball so round
That it’s gonna bounce up off of the ground
Cut me a piece of mud pie with care
It’ll sail like a boomerang up in the air
CHORUS:
Do these things
Do ‘em just for you
Aren’t you gonna let me stay home from school?
The dishes that I broke last week
My homemade glue wouldn’t let ‘em leak
The furniture I nailed to the rug
If you forget that, you get a great big hug
I’ll wash the dishes and make my bed
Scrub my ears and brush my head
I’ll mow the lawn, polish the car
I’ll run to the store if it’s not too far