GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
By Charles Deemer
Christine, get out of the kitchen
Christine, get out of the cupboards
Christine, put down the peanut butter jar
Mother left me to take care of you
But I just don’t know what to do
Well I give up
I don’t care
That you're wiping peanut butter in your hair
Christine, get out of the sink
Christine, get out of the trash can
Yes, Christine, that’s a jar of maple syrup
Every time I turn around
You got something else up, something else down
I give up
I don’t care
That you're pouring maple syrup on the dress you wear
Christine, don’t break the dishes
Christine, don’t saw the table
Christine, get your teddy bear out of your ear
For such a girl with a pretty face
You sure can walk all over the place
I give up
I don’t care
That you're pulling out the eyes of your teddy bear
Christine, you're messing all around
Christine, you're tearing down the house
Christine, well I never saw such a mess
You poured. flour all over the living room rug
And now you're grinning for a great big hug
I’ll tie you to a tree so you leave me alone,
Gotta fix up the house afore mother gets home