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Re: CHECK THIS OUT!!!! EASIEST MONEY EVER!!!!
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Subject: Re: CHECK THIS OUT!!!! EASIEST MONEY EVER!!!!
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From: hotelca@cris.com (Hotel California)
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 15:50:24 -0500
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Article: 11895 of alt.sustainable.agriculture
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Newsgroups: alt.support.spina-bifida, alt.support.step-parents, alt.support.stop-smoking, alt.support.stuttering, alt.support.survivors.prozac, alt.support.tall, alt.support.telecommute, alt.support.the-bob, alt.support.tinnitus, alt.support.tourette, alt.support.trichotillomania, alt.support.turner-syndrom, alt.surfing, alt.surrealism, alt.survival, alt.sustainable, alt.sustainable.agriculture, alt.svens, alt.svens.house, alt.svens.house.of, alt.svens.house.of.12, alt.svens.house.of.12.year-old, alt.svens.house.of.12.year-old.lust, alt.swedish, alt.swedish.chef, alt.swedish.chef.bork, alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork, alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
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Organization: Concentric Internet Services
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References: <4k3r62$sbv@wormer.fn.net> <4k4ro6$mhc@caesar.ultra.net> <4k87k4$82k@nuacht.iol.ie>
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Xref: newz.oit.unc.edu alt.support.spina-bifida:927 alt.support.step-parents:4253 alt.support.stop-smoking:24051 alt.support.stuttering:1488 alt.support.survivors.prozac:1389 alt.support.tall:9273 alt.support.telecommute:142 alt.support.the-bob:41 alt.support.tinnitus:8331 alt.support.tourette:253 alt.support.trichotillomania:22 alt.support.turner-syndrom:210 alt.surfing:33094 alt.surrealism:5293 alt.survival:230 alt.sustainable.agriculture:11895 alt.svens.house.of.12.year-old.lust:789 alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork:4272
Ettenshun ell stoopeed ideeut spemmeeng crusspusters, zee regoolers here-a
et elt.sveedeesh.cheff.bork.bork.bork ere-a seeck und tured ooff yuoor
crusspusts. Ve-a ere-a veell nut tullerete-a uny mure-a. Yuoo hefe-a beee
verned.
Bork Bork Bork!
Zee Refee
by Idger Ellee Pue-a
Oonce-a upun a meednight dreery, vheele-a I pundered, veek und veery
Oofer muny a qooeeent und cooreeuoos fuloome-a ooff furguttee lure-a --
Vheele-a I nudded, neerly neppeeng, sooddenly zeere-a ceme-a a teppeeng,
Es ooff sumeune-a gently reppeeng, reppeeng et my chember duur.
Bork Bork Bork!
" 'Tees sume-a feesitur, " I moottered, "teppeeng et my chember duur--
Oonly thees und nutheeng mure-a."
Eh, deestinctly I remember it ves in zee bleek December;
Und iech seperete-a dyeeng imber vruooght its ghust upun zee fluur.
Bork Bork Bork!
Iegerly I veeshed zee murroo -- feeenly I hed suooght tu burroo
Frum my buuks soorceese-a ooff surroo -- surroo fur zee lust Lenure-a--
Fur zee rere-a und redeeunt meeedee vhum zee ungels neme-a Lenure-a--
Nemeless here-a fur ifermure-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Und zee seelkee, sed, uncerteeen roostleeng ooff iech poorple-a coorteeen
Threelled me-a -- feelled me-a veet funtesteec terrurs nefer felt beffure-a:
Su thet noo, tu steell zee beeteeng ooff my heert, I stuud repeeteeng.
Bork Bork Bork!
" 'Tees sume-a feesitur intreeteeng intrunce-a et my chember duur--
Sume-a lete-a feesitur intreeteeng intrunce-a et my chember duur--
Thet it is und nutheeng mure-a."
Presently my suool groo strunger: heseeteting zeen nu lunger,
"Sur, " seeed I, "oor Medem, trooly yuoor furgeefeness I implure-a:
Boot zee fect is I ves neppeeng, und su gently yuoo ceme-a reppeeng,
Und su feeently yuoo ceme-a teppeeng, teppeeng et my chember duur,
Thet I scerce-a ves soore-a I heerd yuoo"-- here-a I oopened veede-a zee duur--
Derkness zeere-a und nutheeng mure-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Deep intu zee derkness peereeng, lung I stuud zeere-a vundereeng feereeng.
Bork Bork Bork!
Duoobteeng, dreemeeng dreems nu murtel ifer dered tu dreem beffure-a:
Boot zee seelence-a ves unbrukee, und zee steellness gefe-a nu tukee,
Und zee oonly vurd zeere-a spukee ves zee vheespered vurd, "Lenure-a?"
Thees I vheespered, und un ichu moormoored beck zee vurd "Lenure-a!"--
Merely thees und nutheeng mure-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Beck intu zee chember toorneeng, ell my suool veethin me-a boorneeng,
Suun egeeen I heerd a teppeeng sumoohet lueder thun beffure-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
"Soorely," seeed I, "soorely thet is sumetheeng et my veendoo letteece-a;
Let me-a see-a, zeen, vhet zeereet is, und thees mystery ixplure-a--
Let my heert be-a steell a mument und thees mystery ixplure-a--
'Tees zee veend un nutheeng mure-a!"
Oopee here-a i floong zee shootter, vhee, veet muny a flurt und flootter,
In zeere-a stepped a stetely Refee ooff zee seeently deys ooff yure-a;
Nut zee leest oobeeesunce-a mede-a he-a; nut a meenoote-a stupped oor
steyed he-a;
Boot, veet meeee ooff lurd oor ledy, perched ebufe-a my chember duur--
Perched upun a boost ooff Pelles joost ebufe-a my chember duur--
Perched, und set, und nutheeng mure-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Zeen thees ibuny burd begooeeling my sed funcy intu smeeling,
By zee grefe-a und stern decuroom ooff zee cuoontenunce-a it vure-a,
"Thuoogh thy crest be-a shurn und shefee, thuoo," I seeed, "ert soore-a nu
crefee,
Ghestly greem und unceeent Refee vundereeng frum zee Neeghtly shure-a--
Tell me-a vhet thy lurdly neme-a is oon zee Neeght's Plootuneeun shure-a!"
Qoout zee Refee, "Nefermure-a."
Mooch I merfeled thees ungeeenly fool tu heer deescuoorse-a su pleeenly,
Thuoogh its unsver leettle-a meuneeng -- leettle-a relefuncy bure-a;
Fur ve-a cunnut help egreeeeng thet nu leefing hoomun beeeng
Ifer yet ves blessed veet seeeeng burd ebufe-a hees chember duur--
Burd oor beest upun zee scoolptoored boost ebufe-a hees chember duur,
Veet sooch neme-a es "Nefermure-a."
Boot zee Refee seetting lunely oon zee pleceed boost, spuke-a oonly
Thet oone-a vurd, es iff hees suool in thet oone-a vurd he-a deed ooootpuoor.
Bork Bork Bork!
Nutheeng foorzeer zeen he-a uttered, nut a feezeer zeen he-a floottered--
Teell I scercely mure-a zeen moottered, "Oozeer freeends hefe-a floon
beffure-a --
Oon zee murroo he-a veell leefe-a me-a, es my Hupes hefe-a floon beffure-a."
Zeen zee burd seeed, "Nefermure-a."
Stertled et zee steellness brukee by reply su eptly spukee,
"Duoobtless," seeed I, "vhet it utters is it oonly stuck und sture-a
Cooght frum sume-a unheppy mester vhum unmerceeffool Deesester
Fullooed fest und fullooed fester teell hees sungs oone-a boordee bure-a --
Teell zee durges ooff hees Hupe-a zee melunchuly boordee bure-a
Ooff 'Nefer - nefermure-a.'"
Boot zee Refee steell begooeeling ell my funcy intu smeeling,
Streeeght I vheeled a coosheeuned seet in frunt ooff burd und boost und duur,
Zeen upun zee felfet seenking, I betuuk myselff tu leenking
Funcy untu funcy, theenking vhet thees oomeenuoos burd ooff yure-a--
Vhet thees greem, ungeeenly, ghestly, goont, und oomeenuoos burd ooff yure-a
Meunt in cruekeeng, "Nefermure-a."
Thees I set ingeged in gooesseeng, boot nu sylleble-a ixpresseeng
Tu zee fool, vhuse-a feeery iyes noo boorned intu my busum's cure-a;
Thees und mure-a I set deefining, veet my heed et iese-a recleening
Oon zee coosheeun's felfet leening thet zee lemp-leeght glueted oo'er
Boot vhuse-a felfet-feeulet leening veet lemp-leeght glueteeng oo'er
She-a shell press, eh, nefermure-a!
Zeen methuooght, zee eur groo denser, perffoomed frum un unseee censer
Svoong by serepheem vhuse-a fuut-fells teenkled oon zee tooffted fluur.
Bork Bork Bork!
"Vretch," I creeed, "thy Gud hes lent zeee-a -- by zeese-a ungels he-a het
sent zeee-a
Respeete-a -- respeete-a zee nephente-a frum thy memureees ooff Lenure-a!
Qooeffff, ooh, qooeffff thees keend nephente-a und furget thees lust Lenure-a!"
Qoout zee Refee, "Nefermure-a."
"Pruphet!" seeed I, "theeng ooff ifeel! -- pruphet steell, iff burd ooff defeel!
Vhezeer Tempter sent, oor vhetefer tempest tussed zeee-a eshure-a,
Desulete-a yet ell undoonted, oon thees desert lund inchunted --
Oon thees hume-a by Hurrur hoonted -- tell me-a trooly, I implure-a --
Is zeere-a -- is zeere-a belm in Geeleed? -- tell me-a -- tell me-a, I
implure-a!"
Qoout zee Refee, "Nefermure-a."
"Pruphet!" seeed I, "theeng ooff ifeel! -- pruphet steell, iff burd ooff defeel!
By thet Heefee thet bends ebufe-a us -- by thet Gud ve-a but edure-a--
Tell hees suool veet surroo ledee iff, veethin zee deestunt Eeedenn,
It shell clesp a seeented meeedee vhum zee ungels neme-a Lenure-a --
Clesp a rere-a und redeeunt meeedee vhum zee ungels neme-a Lenure-a."
Qoout zee Refee, "Nefermure-a."
"Be-a thet vurd oooor seegn ooff perteeng, burd oor feeend!" I shreeeked,
upsterteeng --
"Get zeee-a beck intu zee tempest und zee Neeght's Plootuneeun shure-a!
Leefe-a nu bleck ploome-a es a tukee ooff thet leee-a thy suool het spukee!
Leefe-a my luneleeness unbrukee! -- qooeet zee boost ebufe-a my duur!
Teke-a thy beek frum oooot my heert, und teke-a thy furm frum ooffff my duur!
Qoout zee Refee, "Nefermure-a."
Und zee Refee, nefer fleetting, steell is seetting, steell is seetting
Oon zee pelleed boost ooff Pelles joost ebufe-a my chember duur;
Und hees iyes hefe-a ell zee seemeeng ooff a demun thet is dreemeeng,
Und zee lemp-leeght oo'er heem streemeeng throos hees shedoo oon zee fluur,
Und my suool frum oooot thet shedoo thet leees flueteeng oon zee fluur
Shell be-a leeffted -- nefermure-a!