Danger!
It
has
been
determined
that
the
ball
has
gone
beyond
the
danger
assessment
of
"choking
hazard",
and
even
the
designation
of
"heavable
projectile,
such
as
might
dent
one's
noggin".
The
ball
has
been
declared
a
"blunt
instrument".
It
has
been
suggested
that
the
ball
might
eventually
become
large
enough
to
prevent
me
leaving
the
office,
at
which
time
it
would
cease
to
grow
on
account
of
my
death
from
starvation.