this resume was removed from the internet because of spammers

during the last few years, i have received so many unsolicited emails regarding "having seen my resume on the internet" that i since have decided to remove all instances of my resume from the internet. you see, i have never placed information of this sort anywhere on the internet, but here.

this makes most of these claims ridiculous because metalab (now ibiblio) is not exactly a job shopping warehouse. this was the only place the information was ever posted. it was never on monster, nor dice, nor techies, nor whereever people claim to "have seen" it. so now it is completely off of the net. soon it will be out of google's cache (thank god) and there will be no trace of it remaining.

those who feel the need to contact me with real opportunities know how to get in touch with me. and there will be no information provided here. in fact, there is no name associated with this page, not even in the meta tags. and there is no contact information, no email address, no requests for work. nothing. just this text which very few spambots will take the time to read.

so, to all the spammers of the world -- thanks for writing! i have really enjoyed our time together. alas, we must part and go on to find others to harrass via some finite digital medium. yes, i bid you a sorrowful farewell, my beloved spambots. may ye find other, better, more respectable work and ways to spend your time.