On Mon, 14 Jun 2004, Robin wrote: > Here's a challenge. Follow what the hell is going on here: > http://www.journalfen.net/community/fwgreatesthits/1169.html I think it's something like this: (cue harmonica intro) Hey, look a-yonder comin' Comin' down that in-ter-net Hey, look a-yonder comin' Comin' down that LJ-net It's that Orange Blossom Special And you ain't seen nothin' yet Well, I'm shacking up with VB And I got dem ol' closet blues Then I'm worried bout poor 'Lijah And all of the weight he lose He's on the Orange Blossom Special 'Til he pay dem New Line dues "Say, man, ain't you dating VB?" "Well, as she's dead, don't reckon I'm ever going back to VB." "But, ain't this 'man' you with really Ms. Bitter?" "No, I swear he got a ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-do." Hey, talk about a-lyin' And changes to Jordan Wood's sex Hey, talk about a-stealin' And cashing all the TentMoot checks It's that Orange Blossom Special The mother of all fan train wrecks Thank you, thank you. Next up: "Dark as the Dungeon". Apologies to Johnny Cash and everyone who got screwed over by these two. Feel free to pass this on to anyone who might get the joke, post it on LJ, or whatnot. Phil