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The Eternal Optimism of Peots

Paul, · Categories: General, literature, Spam Memes

Just received in email:

Date: Thu,  1 Feb 2007 06:48:33 -0500 (EST)
From: gabriel
To: Paul_Jones@XXXXXX
Subject: peoms for sale

cGood day,,
i am mr gabriel ,i am a peom writer based in africa.I WRITE peoms
based on any topic.i have peoms for sell with various topics so i
decided to contact you.
The topics are listed below,

(1)MERCY———–$2500
(2)TRUST———–$4500
(3)KNOWLEDGE——-$6000
(4)BEYOND THE WAVES-$7200
(5)THE NATURAL FEELINGS OF LOVE——–$7500
(6)THE IRONY OF LIFE————-$6500
(7)THE IRONY OF LIFE————-$6500

This peoms are peoms written by me and which have not been
posted out to the public and are peoms that has impact in peoples
life and can change people for the best in life.
please if interested,you can send me your,
NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:COUNTRY:
ZIPCODE:
I will recieve my payment through western union money transfer
i will be expecting to hear from you soonest and the peom will be
deleverd to you via DHL OR FEDEX.

yours sincerely,

GABRIEL…

Fred’s Facebook Summary

Paul, · Categories: Alumni and other friends, General, Spam Memes

Fred has a nice list that summarizes a lot of the research done of Facebook. The best being his own.

5oo Ringtones Spams

Paul, · Categories: General, Spam Memes

Comment spam has hit this blog today in a big way. Luckily the spam catcher grabbed it and kept it off the blog, but I still caught it in the moderation queue.
What was the flock of misspelled messages hawking besides a larger manhood and larger breasts?
Ringtones! Tons of ringtone adverts.

Update: I did install Link Right 2 (actually now it’s 3) and we’ll see what’s up.

500 comment spams per hour!

Paul, · Categories: General, Spam Memes

Until this morning, all looked fine here using WordPress with authimage removed. A few spam comments were thwarted by the new spam filter and good comments came through. But in the past 2 hours, I’ve been hit by about 500 comment spams. These message have no links in them and are mostly vacuous “love your site” comments. What’s the point?
I am training WordPress to deal with them using the new spam detector. These are mostly annoying, but they are still coming.
authimage may return.

Spam auf Deutsch?

Paul, · Categories: General, Spam Memes

Was tat ich? Was also viele von uns tat, um zu verdienen, um unsere inboxen voll zu erhalten von solchem bedeutungslosem Spam auf Deutsch?

Spam of the day

Paul, · Categories: General, Spam Memes

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WOW, got laid 3 times this week

Paul, · Categories: General, Spam Memes

A lot of people with intriguing names have been writing to tell me about the number of times that they’ve gotten lucky. Spamassassin is learning about them tho. Soon they will be off with the various spellings of Rollex where I will never see them.
If you feel the need to tell me about your luck, send that story via paper mail to:

NC Attorney General’s Office
9001 Mail Service Center
Raleigh, NC 27699-9001

Be sure to include a return address and a day time phone number.

Pope Spam!

Paul, · Categories: General, Spam Memes

Starting a category of spam subjects as a way of tracking social memes with this posting. I’ve been thru Rolexes, Texas Holdem, Viox and the rest and I’ve trained spamassassin on each new spam as it’s shown up and each has vanished from my in-box.
Today, the first Pope spam made it thru spamassassin along with this selected and generated text:

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