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Kinkster

Paul, · Categories: Amusements, General

Texas Monthly Cover

David Menconi covers the cover on the NandO Music blog. It would be funnier if the next elections weren’t so serious — even for the do-nothing job of Governor of Texas.

Still I find the Kinkster very funny, very talented and very crazy in the best ways.

NOTE: the Kinky official site tells us that on June 21 Kinky was officially placed on the official ballot having gotten the most officially valid signature of any independent candidate.

One Response to “Kinkster”

  1. I’m so glad that Kinky made the ballot.

    Here’s my list of 10 reasons we shoudl all get on the Kinky train!

    Kinky is running as an Independent this time despite the fact that

    (1) he has run for office in the past as a Republican,

    (2) he voted for Bush/Cheney in 2004,

    (3) his interview with Ruminator magazine confirms that he supported Bush’s Iraq war,

    (4) his public voting records confirm he was merely mistaken when he said the he voted for Gore in 2000,

    (5) he hasn’t voted for a Democrat in any election at least from 1994 to 2004,

    (6) he wants to take time out of the school day for prayers in public schools,

    (7) he wants to post the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms,

    (8) he doesn’t believe in political correctness (check out this awesome video where Kinky explains why “Negro is a charming word,”

    (9) he just about the only politician in America who recognizes “Mexico is not a poor country,” and

    (10) his immigration policy of hiring Mexican generals to police our border is the best policy the “minutemen” could hope for.

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