Subject: Rural Legend: dairymaids vs. dairylads

From: [email-masked] (Bruce Tindall)
Date: 11 Jul 1993 20:15:44 GMT

Rural Legend from friend of a friend of a friend who comes from Wisconsin
(land of a million cows):  Women milking cows get better results than men do.
True, False, or Unknown?  

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From: [email-masked] (Steve Frysinger of Blue Feather Farm)
Date: Mon, 12 Jul 1993 14:04:30 GMT

>From article <[email-masked]>, by [email-masked] (Bruce Tindall):

Well, my grandma always got more out of the cows than grandpa, but
then he didn't like cows and they knew it.  In contrast, I always got
more from our goats than did my wife, even though she loves the goats as
much as I do.

Methinks there's no gender connection.

(Except that when I threatened to have a bumper sticker made up for
my truck, reading "Happiness is a warm udder", my wife said she
wouldn't ride with me.  Is that a gender connection?)