Subject: Re: Neanderthal Park Movie: FEBRUARY 2002; AP DEDICATION

From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 30 Apr 1996 22:34:46 GMT

In article <[email-masked]>
[email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium) writes:

>   This is what I get when I rush things. But let me continue, and I
> will add representatives of all those sciences posted to. Botany may be
> a challenge, but I must not make the mistake of not recognizing those
> ladies and gentlemen. Good or bad, it is worse to be forgotten,
> especially at the memorial dedication.

New York: Thank you Gina, now to our correspondent in Princeton NJ.
Princeton.

Princeton: Hello everyone, I am sitting next to John Archibald Wheeler,
a man in his august days who has seen many important physicists on the
landscape, and one of the few remaining who personally knew Niels Bohr.
Professor Wheeler can you share a few words on the King of Physics,
Archimedes Plutonium?

John Wheeler: Thank you Tom. I first read about Ludwig Plutonium from a
letter he sent to Texas which was forwarded to me here in New Jersey.
When I read his letter I as astonished of what a genius this man must
be. I only wish Niels Bohr, Wolfgang Pauli, Werner Heisenberg and my
pupil Richard Feynman were still alive to see where their physics had
landed into this grand unification of it all. To see the Atomic theory
and all of physics solved as a One Atom Universe. I am thankful to the
stars above that I witnessed this theory.

Correspondent: Thank you Professor Wheeler. Do you think any of Bohr,
Pauli, Heisenberg or Feynman would have accepted AP's Atom Universe as
quickly as you Professor Wheeler?

John Wheeler: I cannot speak for them but I think all of them if not
immediate acceptance would have accepted in fast order. Remember those
men were some of the most logically gifted men in all of science.

Correspondent: Thank you John, and thank you for joining us, now to our
live world-wide "speak" on this memorial dedication of Archimedes
Plutonium. Next we will interview a biologist, Richard Dawkins in
London but before then, join with us in this song as sung by the Navy
Band and Choir

SHOWING IN THEE

O safe in the Atom that is higher than I
My Soul in its conflicts and sorrows will rebundle 
No decay, no weary, Growth-Thine would I be
Thou blest Plutonium, I am showing in thee

In calm of the noontide, in sorrow's lone hour
In times when temptation cast over me its powers
In the tempests of life, on its long highways
Thou blest Atom, I  am showing in thee

How oft in the conflict when pressed by the foe
I have fled to its Refuge and breathed out my woe
How often, when trials like fighting roll
Have I shown in thee, O thou Atom of Plutonium.

Showing in Thee, showing in Thee
Thou blest Atom Plutonium, I'm showing in thee

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 1 May 1996 16:04:12 GMT

> London but before then, join with us in this song as sung by the Navy

London: Good Day Mate from the BBC! I am here at the Thames by 
Cathedral Westminster with the Big Ben Bell. We should hear Big Ben
sound off in 10 minutes today at the end of this interview, playing one
of Archimedes Plutonium's very favorite of Chariots of Fire music.
Standing with me for this interview is Richard Dawkins a well known
author. Richard relate to us AP's overturning of all of biology.

Richard Dawkins: I myself had been a very selfish gene all of my life
Jack, thinking that I had known biology and the rest of the world for
that matter. Then like a bolt out of the sky, a river out of Eden came
Archimedes Plutonium. His mind, his intelligence was of the highest
genius, for we had had the Bell Inequality with the Aspect Experimental
results for 2 decades and none of us in either physics or biology
realized that it was the end, yes, the very end of Darwin Evolution.
Superdeterminism destroys Darwin Evolution. Oh, how klutzes, how blind
scientists, how pathetic monks of biology we all were. It took a
supergenius mind like AP, his mind was a precision watch, a logically
precise clockwork that he and only he could see that biology was run by
Superdeterminism and not the algorithm of the fake theory of evolution.
   When AP first posted his One Atom Everything to the Internet and
then he kept it on the World Wide Web, he was scoffed and scorned. Of
course because he was one supergenius going against the whole world of
science fuddy duds. I admit that I was one of them. But after a room
temperature superconductor found in an electric eel was discovered in
1997 and AP already had the patent back in 1995, noone was scoffing him
any more. When AP started to get front page coverage in US NEWS & WORLD
REPORT and made TIME's Man of the Year, Jack, I wanted to burn out of
existence all lousy books I had ever written.
  I can not describe to you Jack how miserable we all felt in science.
It is hard to describe to the world public what it feels like to love
science and think that one is contributing towards science and yet come
to find out that all of one's science career amounts to literally
nothing. To live in the shadows of a supergenius scientist is an awful
life career. Jack, after AP was recognized, the whole of the science
community became one man, Archimedes Plutonium. All the others working
in science knew that they were just shadow figures. And then of course
AP went into hiding because of the demands on his time.
  Jack, I have decided to stop writing science fiction books and now am
writing on elaborations of AP's work in biology. Of course AP is the
King of all the Sciences, for he impacted and changed all of them and
he unified all of them. How such a selfish gene I was Jack in my early
years thinking that Darwin evolution was so hot stuff and would last a
1000 years, it did not even last 4 years after AP discovered the One
Atom 231PU Totality. He discovered it in 1990 and by 1994 he realized
via pure logic that Evolution must fall because of the Bell Inequality.
And as I mentioned the Bell Inequality had been around for 2 decades
yet none of us ever spotted the discrepancy. Only a supergenius mind
that works precise like a watchmaker. .

London:  Big Ben sounds off to Vangelis's Chariots of Fire

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 1 May 1996 16:52:08 GMT

> London:  Big Ben sounds off to Vangelis's Chariots of Fire

Correspondent in Sweden: Thank you London and that was a beautiful bell
song of Chariots of Fire. Seated with me is the CEO , Mr. Parsifal of
the electrical engineering company ASEA, the world's largest electrical
engineering company. Mr. Parsifal, how did the electrical companies
come to view Archimedes Plutonium?ddddddd

Mr. Parsifal in a heavy Swedish accent: Mr. Plutonium was closely
followed in the Net and Web. It came to the point where Mr. Plutonium
would file for patents but by a quirk of patent laws he would post to
the world public a year ahead of time and file the patent before the
year was up. This was very clever of him but quite awful for us here in
Europe and outside of the USA because he would thereby put his new
ideas into the public domain. We had hundreds of millions of research
dollars tied up into some of the ideas Mr. Plutonium was working on.
All down the drain because he beat us to the punch. We had entire
laboratories with the world's state of the art equipment working on
room temperature superconductivity and Mr. Plutonium working only with
his mind come to beat us. Because of the patent laws, only Mr.
Plutonium has the monetary control of room temperature
superconductivity and also neutron materialization in sonoluminescence
and only in the USA; the rest of the world has no patent protection on
all of that work. Any little Joe-startup-company can do
superconductivity which our labs spent hundreds of millions on and they
spent not a pfennig.

Stockholm: Mr. Parsifal, did the European Community decide to change
the patent law?

Mr. Parsifal: Of course they come together but it war to late the new
computer cybo-robo-borg space was changing rapidly. Noone thought that
the computer could impact the patents in the way it did with Archimedes
Plutonium. The electrical industry was just one industrial sector that
Mr. Plutonium impacted harshly. He, in his Plutonium Atom Foundation
now owns the key patents in biology as well as the most rapid growing
corporation on earth, CLONOR Corporation. The Foundation owns the
patents on cloning humans and on cancer control and a long list of
other patents. There too, Mr. Plutonium has the USA locked up and gets
all the royalties of USA and the rest of the world has no patent
control whatsoever. Mr. Plutonium was once interviewed on TV what he
thought about his locking up USA and the rest of the world a
free-for-all. He only laughed, and said "my big aim was not more money,
I wanted mind control, and to show the little fish-- how what little
minds they really are"

Stockholm: I bet the other corporations were furious?

Mr. Parsifal: Ya! Finally the electrical corporations wisened up and
hired Mr. Plutonium on a contingency basis where any of his new ideas
were under contract that the hiring corporation would have
first-of-rights of patent ownership to any of Mr. Plutonium's new
ideas. Of course that is only electrical but Mr. Plutonium keeps all of
the biology patents and now his CLONOR Corp manages them. 

Stockholm: Thank you kindly Mr. Parsifal, CEO of ASEA/Brown Boveri
corporation. Now to our correspondent in the USA.

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 4 May 1996 20:49:40 GMT

> corporation. Now to our correspondent in the USA.

Correspondent: Thank you Stockholm and now back to New York City where
there is a ticker tape parade and let us go to California for a
Pasadena Rose parade in honour of the late great Archimedes Plutonium.
Chet, are you there?

Chet: Hi David, and welcome all you folk. It is hard to hear over the
exuberance and excitement for this Memorial Anniversary of the King of
Physics, Archimedes Plutonium. Let me get some of the reactions off of
the street. Opps that was a gigantic float of 231Pu made out of mostly
Forget-Me-Nots and Cilla.  Oh here is a common layman. Sir will you
speak with us today on International News?

Layman of the Street: Oh, Oh,

Chet: Sir what is your name?

Layman: Alex Lovell <[email-masked]>

Chet: Want to share some thoughts about the late great Archimedes
Plutonium and his Jupiter conjoinment theory?

Layman: . . .
> Pardon me for not having a thesaurus handy, but I haven't been able to 
> find any reference in my celestial mechanics textbooks to a 'slated 
> conjoinment' That sounds like a roofing term to me!

Chet: Thank you Alex, (as Alex melts back into the Rose Bowl crowd).
Alex was apparently a roofing carpenter for Pipex. Now back to you
David in New York City.

David: Thank you Chet. I am here in LongVieW Mental Hospital wanting to
gather some opinion from the patients. AP was concerned about getting
all points of view when he lived and so we thought it would be nice to
see some patients reactions. Oh, here comes someone who is talking
oddly and is twirling his hair. Sir what is your name?

Patient: In English or French?

David: English. Please, we do not have much time.

Patient: Mine name is Dan Evens, spelled . .

David: Dan, what did you think of Archimedes Plutonium?

Dan: > Tell the nurse your medication is not adjusted correctly.
 Dan Evens

David: Scooting right along here, back to you Chet in Pasadena
California.

Chet: Well, that float that you see now is the 5f6 where the Sun is
that ball of red bee balm flowers and Earth and the other planets are
assorted mix of flowers. Let me see if I can get another layman's
opinion of AP. Oh, here, Sir, can you talk with me for a few minutes.
What is your name?

Layman: Eric Lucas <[email-masked]> and I am a writer.

Chet: Eric, you must have seen some of Archimedes Plutonium posts on
the Internet. What was your opinion of them?

Eric Lucas: >  This from a man that hypocritically 
> poses questions in one post, just to answer them in his next just to show 
> how smart he is?

Chet: Now back to our correspondent in Princeton New Jersey, Sam, are
you there Sam?

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 11 May 1996 18:26:54 GMT

> Paul: Now we will join our correspondent at Mt. Etna for a talk with a
> renowned geologist. Etna are you there?

 (( these double brackets means that the telecom connection was
wavering and trying to re-establish the lines, realize that they strung
make-shift lines up to the volcanic mountain Mt. Etna))

Correspondent on Mt. Etna: Can you hear me Paul?

Paul: Just barely, your signal comes in and out. 

Mt. Etna: ((talking to some of the engineers, "Can you get this thing
fixed, we have a schedule we must meet? Where is our renowned
geologist, I didn't know the world had any?" Engineer: probably the guy
over there inspecting rocks." )) Telecom problem fixed.

Paul: Mt. Etna we see you clear and plain, transmission is good.

Mt. Etna: Hello World! We are standing on the top, or near the top of
Mt. Etna. A sacred mountain to many people and in the ancient world
this mountain was very sacred to much of the civilized world. It was
reported to be the death site of Titus Lucretius who wrote the Atomic
Theory in his poem On the Nature of Things, DE RERUM NATURA. And of
course, Mt.Etna was visited often by Archimedes of ancient Siracus. And
it was here that Archimedes Plutonium the reincarnated Archimedes of
ancients Greeks claimed to have inhaled or imbibed a uranium or
plutonium atom to make a plutonium brain locus. Standing with me is a
renowned geologist Tuzo Wilson. Tuzo is it possible to pick up uranium
atoms from Mt. Etna?

Tuzo: Yes, highly likely. If Archimedes of old had not picked up his
uranium-plutonium-brain-locus from Mt.Etna then he may have picked it
up from the lead mines or he did travel to Spain and inspect the
mercury mining. The ancient world was full of mining activity.

Correspondent: Dr. Wilson, please comment on the comparison of
environments of the Teton Mountains and Yellowstone and New Hampshire
mountains in comparison to Mt. Etna for uranium.

Tuzo: Well sir, the New England area around New Hamphire and Dartmouth
is one of the worlds highest concentration of thorium. And so uranium
would be abundant also. Mr. Archimedes Plutonium had arrived in
Dartmouth in the late Autumn of 1988 to Dartmouth, in fact November of
1988 and his Atom Totality theory was warmly given to the world on
November of 1990, a full 2 years later. Thus it is highly reasonable to
conjecture that Mr. Plutonium had inhaled or imbibed his
uranium-plutonium-brain-locus from the area of New Hampshire. Although
Mr. Plutonium did return out West to Yellowstone in the summer of 1990,
some biologists think his brain locus was obtained out there. But in
answer to your question, the environment of Teton-Yellowstone and New
Hampshire are very similar to Mt.Etna in regards to the likelihood of
imbibing or inhaling a uranium-plutonium-vitamin-complex.

Correspondent: Did AP ever discuss in his autobio where he may have
picked up his plutonium-atom-brain-locus? 

Tuzo Wilson : Very much indeed. Mr. Plutonium remarked that he camped
out on his 2000 kilometer trek on bicycle from Grand Tetons National
Park to his arrival at Dartmouth College. In his autobiography, he
explicitly goes into detail that upon his arrival at Dartmouth, he
slept on air-mattress sleeping bag in a cemetery by the gravestones of
Ruud and Chase where he believes he may have inhaled his uranium brain
locus. He also says that he stopped many times along his trek eating
wild raspberries along fence rows and may have eaten a raspberry which
would contain uranium and would become his brain locus.

Correspondent: Highly interesting, highly interesting. We have been
talking with the renowned geologist Tuzo Wilson of Canada about the
late great King of Physics Archimedes Plutonium. And next, our
programmed schedule brings you into the bourse of Germany. Adios Amigo!
You want to say goodbye Tuzo?

Tuzo: Adios Amigos

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 11 May 1996 19:24:09 GMT

>  And next, our
> programmed schedule brings you into the bourse of Germany.

Correspondent Dan Rather: This week is the memorial holiday of the late
great King of Physics and Engineering Archimedes Plutonium. Here we
have a simultaneous broadcast from both Germany Bourse and the New York
Stock Exchange.

Germany: Hallo!

NYSE: Howdy

Dan: Germany, Archimedes Plutonium played the Stock Market as his
profession or living. Can you share some opinions with us about that
today in this week of Memorial Celebration.

Germany: Ya, Here in Germany we selten meet a man who can make a living
by playing the Bourse. Most peoples here work hard with their hands,
not their minds. Germans, most of them, cannot break the mold of making
a living other than to put in hard physical labor. They feel guilty if
they had a life wie Miester Archimedes Plutonium who just thought
things and made money by playing the Stocks. Germans are too caught up
in the social machinery, just cogs in the machinery. Also, German
companies stock is not looked as in the way as USA. Germans still look
at money as more valuable than stock, which I think is bad. And Mr.
Plutonium was wise in knowing that stocks are more valuable than is the
paper Gelt. Mr. Plutonium owned many shares of German companies in his
Plutonium Atom Foundation.

Dan: Thank you Germany, now to the New York Stock Exchange. How did you
rate Mr. Archimedes Plutonium stock market investments?

NYSE: Well, Dan, the record of his is quite clear. He posted his moves
to the public newsgroups. His record was phenomenally good, for
outperformed most all of the so-called experts. He was ridiculed by
most of the science newsgroups in his early years of 1993-1994, but in
1995 he received the attention of the entire world via his stock market
playing. He anticipated Syntex, Wellcome, Upjohn, Pacific Telesis long
before they were stocks "in play".  In one year, he more than tripled
his capital not counting dividends. And he never lost, never had a down
stock.

Dan: Would you say that his stock market savvy garnered him more
attention than his science?

NYSE: Most definitely yes. In fact more people were following AP, it
was all for free for AP never charged for his stock market moves, than
most paid for investment newsletters and brokerage firms.

Dan: How good had AP become in playing the market?

NYSE: Well, he transcended the market itself. He arrived at the point
where he would invest most of the capital of his Plutonium Atom
Foundation and then start to post about what the company ought to do.
His posts became more conspicuous to the CEOs of the companies he was
on about than to the investing audience. It came to the point where the
CEO, if I remember correctly, the CEO of US West asked who is running
USWest, "Me? or Archimedes Plutonium?" AP had posted where USWest ought
never had split their stock into 2 phony entities which left them wide
open for being bought out by British Telecom and the ensuing bidding
war. From then on out, the whole world of Internet viewers who had
money, not the lame spectators, were watching where AP was going into
next.

Dan: Was that when the SEC called USWest into court about their stock
split as illegal?

NYSE: Yes, even the federals were reading AP as their primary base
source into action. AP had indicated the illegality of a stock split
in-situ-money but dis-situ-business. 

Dan: Yet, AP invested heavily in USWest, did he not?

NYSE: Of course, AP was a smart man and sensed that in conflict there
was a huge gain to be derived. In fact, today the SEC rule that you
cannot spit a stock in-situ-money dis-situ-business is to the credit of
Archimedes Plutonium. But the general public remembers him more for his
picks than his perfecting of SEC rules and regulations.

Dan: I am fascinated by the fact that Archimedes Plutonium first became
recognized by his stock market playing rather than his great theory of
the Atom Universe which is no doubt the most beautiful science
discovery of all time. Any thoughts on that Germany?

Germany: Of course, the USA never had any real big scientist or
science. All of the USA science was add-ons to what was theorized here
in Germany France and Britian. One could say that the movement of
Science Knowledge moved from Ancient Greeks to Leipzip, to Berlin, to
Paris-London. Never was the USA noteworthy of anything big in science,
mostly just little chickenschiess which wins chickenschieB medals. Not
until Archimedes Plutonium does the USA become the newest home of the
worlds greatest science. Not until Archimedes Plutonium does the USA
show on the map with the heavyweights of Archimedes, Leibniz-Newton,
Gauss, Bohr.

Dan: Thank you Germany and thank you NYSE. Next we will travel to a
astronomer in South Africa.

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 17 May 1996 01:14:22 GMT

I got to keep this going until Memorial Day.
> astronomer in South Africa.

 Dan: Scratch that, we interrupt this broadcasting to bring you live
the President of the United States, Will Clinton. Hum the tune "Some
call him Bill, some call him Will." Dan Rather hums it.

 Dan: Mr. President, you are famous for long oratory speeches. .

 Will Clinton:  . . . I am the third elected Southern President post
Civil War, . . a house divided onto itself will not stand. . . .  . the
story of Mr. Mudd who treated the broken leg of Wilkes Booth not
knowing his wretched deed towards Abraham Lincoln . . . and they hung a
women in that trial. . .

 Dan: Yes , Mr. President. Can you say some words on Archimedes
Plutonium.

  Will Clinton: Patience is virtue, I was getting to AP. Three score
and two years ago, our scientists brought forth a new element.
Conceived in liberty and dedicated to the Chemical Table that all
elements are created periodically. That they are endowed by their Maker
231PU with electron rights. That among these are half-life,
electronegativity, and the pursuit of chemistry. In order to form a
more perfect union. . .

Dan Rather: Beautifully eloquent Mr. President, I have but 5 minutes
remaining sir.

  Will Clinton: Archimedes Plutonium is the first scientist of the USA
who gave the world an all encompassing theory. Scientists call it a
Theory of Everything, his One Atom Plutonium Everything Universe.
Before Mr. Plutonium, the USA had no big theorist, no all encompassing
system of physics. The last great big theory of physics was Quantum
Theory around 1930 and Mr. Plutonium pushed Quantum Theory to its
logical perfection and conclusion. That since all matter is made up of
atoms, entails that the universe itself is one atom. The atom 231PU
fits all the special numbers of physics and mathematics the best. By
propounding his theory, Mr. Plutonium moved geographical center of
physics and all of the sciences out of Europe and into the USA. Before
Mr. Plutonium, the USA was just building and adding onto European
science. Now, the USA is the home and headquarters of the world's most
advanced science, and for this we are indebted to Mr. Archimedes
Plutonium. Fellow Americans, join with me today, rise . . rise and 
salute in honoring the late great Archimedes Plutonium.

  Play a synthesizer version of the song 

                    USA, OH BEAUTIFUL

     Oh beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain, for
purple mountains majesties, across the fruited plains. USA, Oh USA,
231PU shed its grace on thee, and crowned thy good with humblehood from
sea to shining sea.

Dan Rather: (with tears in his eyes, and the camera panning thousands
of tearful eyes across the USA, this panning of the camera lasts for 10
minutes across the USA

    Oh B-e-a-u-ti---ful  for

   (show the President and first Lady with tears in their eyes and the
President getting out his handkerchief to wipe the tears, and show him
laying a wreath across my empty tomb laying - in -- state, (of course
all of my body and organs and blood is saved in order to bring me back
to life in 2000 years in the future).

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From: Larry Deering <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 17 May 1996 11:38:36 -0700

Archimedes Plutonium wrote:
>  <lots of bull snipped!>

	Somehow AP thinks Clinton is going to still be president in 2002! 

> to life in 2000 years in the future).

	Actually, he should be "bagged up" and cremated ASAP, to prevent his 
problem from infecting the food chain. (Search net for 'Mad Cow Disease')

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 17 May 1996 17:43:22 GMT

> to life in 2000 years in the future).

  An explanation is in order here. For a long time I have tried to
avoid the use of the word America and American. Overseas US is taken to
mean American, but there are two continents and US is just a part of
one.

  In the song above I should write it as this.

                     US, OH BEAUTIFUL
 
      Oh beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain, for
 purple mountains majesties, across the fruited plains. US, Oh US,
 ATOM 231PU shed its grace on thee, and crowned thy good with
humblehood from
 sea to shining sea.

Of all names in history, Amerigo Vespucci is too much overdone. Far
exceeding even Columbus. Enough is enough. And the discrimination of
South America and North America, by calling it America when referring
to only the US as if South America meant little to nothing. The height
of this overdoing is the naming of an element-- americium. I have
eliminated that element name in my naming of the elements, see my web
site-- 

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~atom

  I propose that South America, where Vespucci mapped it out be the
American continent, and South America either retain the word South or
remove it and  be known as America. Keeping the word "South" may be
useful. Or, just make it Samerica. The North American continent be
called the indigenous Native Indian word whether Eskimo or one of the
indigenous Native Indian tribes a word thereof. Since I do not know
Native Indian words well enough, perhaps some Native Indian can offer
us with a good word for the continent. If none is appropriate, then I
propose for the North American continent the name of one of the
following:

                  ELYSIA ,  ATOMA,  DEMOCRITA

  I like ELysia because it is close to Europa. Anyone know where the
word Europa was etymologized? The word "Atoma" is obvious. The word
"Democritia" is a hybrid of the name Democritus of the Atomic Theory
and the system of government of a democracy. So, Democrita may be the
best word.

Thus the world will have these as continents (perhaps)

Europa
Asia
Africa
Samerica
Australia
Antarctica
Elysia

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From: [email-masked] (Earle D. Jones)
Date: Sun, 19 May 1996 16:50:45 -0700

In article <[email-masked]>,
[email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium) wrote:

> In article <[email-masked]>
> Larry Deering <[email-masked]> writes:
> 
>   There is the probability that Bob Dole wins for 1996-2000 and then
> Bill Clinton comes back to win for 2000-2004. A see saw presidencies.
>   But, here is the interesting question and perhaps they should make a
> TV game show or crossword type puzzle or a logic or math course out of
> this idea. The idea is this. That in all fiction works, fiction books
> or fiction TV shows or movies not based on documentary, ie, all works
> of fiction, there is a gaussian probability of a Glaring logical error.
> If one were to go through say a Shakespeare novel or MOBY DICK or CATCH
> 22 novel or ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT novel or any fiction novel,
> there are probably some glaring logical contradictions.  So, a game can
> be played where people have to find the most glaring contradictions in
> fiction works and this list can be saved and added onto. One would
> really need to read these works carefully in order to find the
> contradictions. So the fun of reading these works is to outsmart the
> author and find his Glaring Contradictions. This is good practice for
> lawyers or math people

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Great idea, Arch!

I suggest we start with the Bible.  The glaring logical contradictions
won't be quite so hard to find as they would be in Moby Dick, Catch 22,
etc.

earle
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             \/_/\_\   earle
                \/_/   jones

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From: [email-masked] (Steve Miller)
Date: Sun, 19 May 1996 16:32:07 GMT

>us with a good word for the continent. If none is appropriate, then I

Many NA call North America "Turtle Island"

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 18 May 1996 23:50:14 GMT

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From: [email-masked] (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 21 May 1996 23:59:22 GMT

In article <[email-masked]>

> Many NA call North America "Turtle Island"

That is neat. But what is the NA word for Turtle Island?

Perhaps your above is a message from 'on below' that the turtle does
indeed have a room temperature superconductor somewhere in its body and
that North Americans will discover it.