From: [email-masked] (Jester)
Date: Fri, 13 Mar 92 10:15:46 -0500

This is the edited version of Wiz torturing me a few days back
have fun with it and enjoy.

Jester

[<lots of cool stuff missed >]

(1) Jester gets kicked reall hard, for no reason
(18) Mad Dog waps wiz and Jester for being ugly!
(1) Jester notes the utter chaos that has insued
(16) Wiz grabs hold of Jester's left arm, brings it behind his back and breaks
it
(6) Wench dials 911.
(1) Jester hates being toprtured, but enjoys the pain
(4) Captain Chevrolet holds down Jester for Wiz
(16) Wiz starts jumping up and down on Jester's face.
(6) Wench says, "my goodness!"
(19) REN9000 farts in Jesters general direstion
(4) Captain Chevrolet helps Wiz by wapping him a few times
(1,y) Jester yells, "arrgghh, the pain, the pain"
(18) Mad Dog says, "*kicks jesters nose up into his brain matter, or what
(1) Jester is being maimed
(16) Wiz puts spurs on his shoes and streaks them across Jester's face
(18) Mad Dog kicks jester
(18) Mad Dog kicks VM
(1) Jester is in extreme pain, and is near death
(10) Katelyn says, "why did yu kick jester"
(4) Captain Chevrolet high fives Wiz
(2) Visual Mark is kick proof.
(16) Wiz pours gasolean in Jester's wounds
(16) Wiz says, "(SP)"
(10) Katelyn says, "ouch"
(4) Captain Chevrolet says, "Cuz Jester is the Haven Punching bag!"
(1) Jester is screaming in pain
(6) Wench gives jester some codeine.
(1) Jester is the local torture practicing device
(19) REN9000 force feeds C4 plastique to Jester
(16) Wiz makes Jester eat the codeine bottle.
(10) Katelyn runs and gets a pale of water and dumps on jester to ease the
pain
(18) Mad Dog kicks wizzes ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(4) Captain Chevrolet grins at Sally Jester Raphael
(1) Jester says, "is this being logged??????"
(16) Wiz lights the gasolean in Jester's wounds
(0) Blackbird pushes Wiz onto Jester and lights them both on fire.
(4) Captain Chevrolet is logging it... if you want it logged
(1) Jester says, "hahahahahahahahahahaha"
(1) Jester and the jester was toast
(0) Blackbird is a sweetie
(19) REN9000 says, "YeeHah, jester's a Carcass!"
(1) Jester says, "hahahahahahahahahahaha"
(10) Katelyn says, "that is very painful"
(4) Captain Chevrolet sings, "No jokes from the Jester." -- Dio
(9) Wiz is not detered in his punishing of Jester
(1) Jester says, "i was killed for allowing the torture"
(17) Carneggy says, "blackbird is a sourpuss?"
(10) Katelyn says, "has a feeling that blackbird is a devil"
(1) Jester says, "nah, BB is a cuddly teddy bear"
(1) Jester says, "NOT"
(0) Blackbird snuggles with the kitty
(4) Captain Cheerful says, "Yeah, he is, Jessy"
(4) Captain Cheerful thinks Jester is jealous of BB, cuz he has Laz's kitty
(9) Wiz takes Jester by the neck and throughs him through the monitor of a z29
(15) Silver Wolf bits Wiz!
(9) Wiz kicks Wolf out his way
(1) Jester wants Laaz's kitty yes, but he ain't fighting BB for it
(15) Silver Wolf hunts Wizzers
(18) Mad Dog grabs wiz and begins knawing at certain sexual organs which makes
him screem in pain!!!!!!
(9) Wiz says, "A wolf gets hunted.... it doesn't do the hunting"
(13) Avatar says, "holy jeesh  knawing at sexual organs"
(9) Wiz kicks Mad Dog out into orbit
(13) Avatar cringes in pain
(19) REN9000 pokes da pack of pickled pickles
(4) Captain Cheerful says, "What the hell is knawing, anyway???????"
(18) Mad Dog bites the hand that waps him!!!!
(9) Wiz kills Jester
(1) Jester is killed repeatidly
(18) Mad Dog kills wiz
(9) Wiz is impervious
(15) Silver Wolf hunts Mad Dogs!
(4) Captain Cheerful waps Jester
(9) Wiz makes Jester just plain bloody
(1) Jester is bleeding all over the place
(9) Wiz kicks Jester for bleeding in the AntiHaven
(15) Silver Wolf ewws
(21) ARGH! says, "gross Jester"
(6) Wench says, "gross."
(1) Jester says, "well, he said I could not bleed on the floor"
(4) Captain Cheerful waps Jessy
(13) Avatar says, "anyone here get points for being a necrophiliac!"
(1) Jester says, "so i licked it up"
(0) Blackbird likes the taste of his own blood, it sends him into a frenzy
(21) ARGH! says, "hahahhaahah"
(13) Avatar laughs
(16) wilder cats smokes salmon.  (Aphrodisiac, you know.)
(9) Wiz cuts Jester's Tongue to make it easier for him to taste his blood
(21) ARGH! says, "that is sick"
(0) Blackbird hates fish, it makes him gag
(9) Wiz takes un-insulated copper wire and wraps tightly around Jester's body.
(9) Wiz plugs the ends of the wire into a 220 wall outlet
(13) Avatar tosses wiz a power supply to hook up to the wire
(14) Rookie thinks Wiz is in an abusive mood tonight.
(1) Jester says, "me3 render"
(9) Wiz watches as the lights dim
(1) Jester says, "wiz is in a foul mood and he is venting on me"
(21) ARGH! says, "What is this, Torture Jester Day?"
(9) Wiz thinks that Rookie is right
(1) Jester says, "yes"
(4) Captain Cancion says, "We all vent anger on you, Jester"
(2) Visual Mark assists Wiz in the Jester torture.
(14) Rookie says, "Well, Jester is the man to vent your troubles on."
(9) Wiz pushes VM away, I don't need no help.
(18) Mad Dog kicks jester in the head while wiz holds him
(9) Wiz ties Jesters' hands with barbed wire and pulls him across the gground.
(1) Jester wonders why people are injuring him
(21) ARGH! says, "poor Cuddles"
(21) ARGH! pats Jester on the head
(15) Silver Wolf bits Wiz!
(1) Jester smiles at ARGH!
(9) Wiz makes tiny cuts in Jester's eyebrow with an exacto knife
(21) ARGH! says, "hahahahah"
(16) wilder cats growls.
(16) wilder cats says, "HEY!!"
(21) ARGH! says, "that is sick, Wiz"
(1) Jester is in even more pain
(9) Wiz pours Sterno (tm) in the cuts
(1) Jester says, "yowtch"
(6) Wench winces.
(21) ARGH! says, "hahahahhahahah"
(13) Avatar laughs
(19) RENder dons a full face respirator.
(18) Mad Dog says, "Whats Sterno?"
(15) Silver Wolf bits of Wiz's hand!
(1) Jester is being tortured for some reason that he cannot discern
(19) RENder sprays poly-diisocyanate compunds at jesters face.
(22) Talps says, "Yeowwwwwwww!!!!!"
(1) Jester is superglued
(13) Avatar says, "haha"
(9) Wiz slaps Wolf to the ground before she got 3 ft close to him
(16) wilder cats official bodyguard of BB, Wiz, Jes, Hawk, Dawggie, and Dino.
(18) Mad Dog bites of silver wolfs thing!!!!!
(19) RENder watches the Urethane Foam form on jesters face
(15) Silver Wolf laughs and tries a sneak attack on Wiz!
(1) Jester wonders why kitty is not saving him frrom wiz
(9) Wiz takes a shotgun and blows Silver Wolf away.  
(1) Jester says, "wiz is a tad violent"
(16) wilder cats says, "sorry Jes, only guard you against others."
(9) Wiz blows Jester's kneecaps off while I am at it
(15) Ghost Silver Wolf haunts Wiz for the rest of his misserable life
(9) Wiz ignores the ghost of Wolf...
(15) Ghost Silver Wolf polterguist Wolf
(9) Wiz takes a pair of vice grips, clamps them on Jester's finger
nails and pulls"
(13) Avatar says, "hostile words"
(15) polterguist Wolf spins Wiz around and round
(9) Wiz refuses to be physicallly harmed by an astral projection of a dead
canine
(1) Jester waps wiz
(4) Captain Cancion thrashes Jester
(9) Wiz takes Jester's hands, and smashes them with a sledge hammer
(15) polterguist Wolf tears up Wiz's room!
(1) Jester says, "just avoid the torturers at work"
(9) Wiz kills The polterrgeist Wolf
(9) Wiz says, "she is dead"
(9) Wiz takes Jester's legs, and breaks them in half
(9) Wiz takes Jester's hand, cuts it off with an ax
(1) Jester enjoys hugs
(12) loverboy says, "Hello..."
(9) Wiz grinds Jester's hand in a foodmill and feeds it to him
(9) Wiz would send control codes to lock Jester's Terminal if this were Hermit
code
(9) Wiz would get a vm account just to kick Jester out.
(4) Captain Cancion grins at Wiz
(9) Wiz would log in and quit each time Jester was on just to annoy him
(1) Jester waps wiz for the thought
(15) Poltergeist Wolf is back form the dead
(9) Wiz takes Jester's bloody stump, he calls a hand, and freezes in liquid
nitrogen then takes a hammer to it
(1) Jester is stuck eatting Tark slop
(9) Wiz takes other appendages of Jesters' body and freezes them in liquid
nitrogen....
(1) Jester is in pieces
(9) Wiz kicks Jester's frozen body parts and watches him shatter
(4) Captain Cancion laughs at Wizzle
(1) Jester is all over thhe floor in billions of pieces
(4) Captain Cancion wants Jester's body
(9) Wiz collects the pieces of Jester's body and puts them in the microwave.
(10) Katelyn says, "leave poor jester alone CC"
(9) Wiz nukes Jester's body pieces on high for 1/2 hour
(17) Carneggy says, "leave a fork in with it, wiz."
(22) Wench snarls at wiz.
(9) Wiz takes the bubbling blob of a body that is called 'Jester' and uses it
(1) Jester is puppy chow
(15) Poltergeist Wolf tapes jester back together with Garfield band aides
(10) Katelyn says, "why are you puppy chow"
(1) Jester says, "cuz wiz ground me up"
(10) Katelyn says, "oh no!!!"
(1) Jester says, "he's beiog a pain"
(1) Jester says, "wiz is my chief rival"
(1) Jester says, "he's venting stress on me"
(10) Katelyn says, "he is?? i thought death was????"
(9) Wiz vents his anger out on Jester
(1) Jester says, "nope, Death ius just a pain in thhe ass"
(9) Wiz still has a LONG way to go
(1) Jester says, "gee, wiz, why so stessed?"
(9) Wiz kicks Jester in mouth knocking out teeth
(1) Jester grins without any teeth
(19) Norwegian Blue tries to unnail himself from his perch...
(9) Wiz takes a Black and Decker power Jig saw and uses it as floss for
Jester's gums
(9) Wiz uses a cold chisel and a hammer to knock each one Of Jester's teath
out... slowly
(8) Falcon looks around haven for someone to beat up on....
(10) Katelyn says, "please don't beat up on me"
(6) Running Man calmly shoots Falcon out of the sky...
(20) SpaceCadet flies in and catch Fa,llcon before she hits the ground
(8) Falcon is a tough bird and recovers in time to dive to the ground and rake
Running Man's back with her talons
(9) Wiz wonders what parts of Jester's body are still intact
(1) Jester says, "not many wiz"
(1) Jester says, "I still have fingers to type with"
(1) Jester snickers 
(9) Wiz takes a branch of yellow spruce, puts the end of it into a roaring
fire.
(9) Wiz takes the branch oout of the fire, and insirts into Jester's left
eyeball
(0) Rookie notes that Jester is a very friendly person and isn`t deserving of
all the punishment that he takes.
(9) Wiz listens to the sizzling of the Jester's eyball fluid
(1) Jester dances the jester dance of torture
(9) Wiz reinserts the branch into the fire
(9) Wiz takes a pencil, sharpens it, and sticks it into Jester's eardrum
(9) Wiz twists it as I hear the crunching of the tiny bones.
(9) Wiz takes a knife and pierces Jester's earlobes with a 3inch slit
(1) Jester loses most of his hearing
(13) Amy says, "Okay Wiz"
(13) Amy says, "don't you think that is enough torture for Jester in one
day?"
(1) Jester says, "wiz likes torturing me"
(10) Katelyn says, "you are hurting jester"
(1) Jester is not in any real pain, wiz is a good freind in rreal life
(4) Captain CalTech waps Bagel
(8) Falcon feels like being mean to people today
(21) Avatar pisses his pants in excitement
(20) SpaceCadet burns his calc book as a sacrifice to the numerical gods
(24) Terminator went to hell one time and took over!!
(24) Terminator has a spot reserved in hell....right next to the lemonade
stand!!
(18) The Flying Bagel waps CC.........
(19) GODDESS says, "and then i will shoot you and drag you across campus by
the skin on the back of your knees..."
(4) Captain Chartreuse says, "You're slow, Jessy"
(1) Jester says, "yes, in my old age I am slow"
(0) Rookie feels priviledged to be on line 0!
(5) All That Jazz says, "run fer yer life jester..."
(3) Dream Chaser guards Jester!
(14) Wiz says, "I am back"
(8) Falcon wap Jester
(4) Captain Chartreuse says, "When should I stop the log, Jester?"
(1) Jester says, "yes CC stop it now"
(4) Captain Chartreuse says, "Okie"