Subject: like torture?
From: [email-masked] (Tank Girl)

on 12 March 1992, this happened in the old Matthews z29 terminal room...

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(0) Adolf Beeber fucks TG with a hot curling iron, without lubrication.
(0) Adolf Beeber says, "Can you imagine the skin graft?"
(0) Adolf Beeber says, "bad joke"
(7) Tank Girl ow?
(0) Adolf Beeber takes a hot waffle iron and makes belgian waffles out of TG's
breasts.
(7) Tank Girl ow?
(0) Adolf Beeber uses a potato peeler on her nipples.
(7) Tank Girl says, "This is nice."
(0) Adolf Beeber takes a really hot knitting needle and pops TG's left eye
with it.
(0) Adolf Beeber says, "Ever see what a fish scaler will do to a female?"
(0) Adolf Beeber covers TG's right cornea with paper cuts and then throws
lemon juice in her eyes.
(7) Tank Girl nice.
(7) Tank Girl says, "try and top it, BB."
(0) Adolf Beeber gets out strand of barbed wire and whips TG with it
(0) Adolf Beeber urinates on the wounds.
(0) Adolf Beeber shoves a glass rod into TG's rectum and shatters it.
(14) Shadow Stalker ewwws
(5) Dino spews
(7) Tank Girl liked that last one.
(0) Adolf Beeber uses the blood to lubricate the lawn edger. VROOM VROOM
(14) Shadow Stalker asks them to clean up their mess
(14) Shadow Stalker hands bb a bottle labble for chemical warfare only.
(5) Dino says, "Hmmmm....Adolf.....TG != arian....Hmmmm....concentration
camp?"
(0) Adolf Beeber takes a really long, really sharp razor and shoves it under
each of TG's fingernails, before dipping her hands in turpentine.
(0) Adolf Beeber lights TG's fingers on fire with an acetylene torch
(7) Tank Girl hyperventillates.
(0) Adolf Beeber cracks open a car battery and pours the acid down TG's
gasping throat.
(7) Tank Girl gee thanks.
(15) whirlwind says, "OUch"
(5) Dino says, "Hmmmm....TG sounds like axl now..."
(15) whirlwind says, "that must hurt!!"
(15) whirlwind hugs TG
(7) W. Tank Rose gasps.
(0) Adolf Beeber gives TG an emergency tracheotomy with a 3" diameter copper
pipe.
(15) whirlwind says, "sorry didn't know i was that strong"
(15) whirlwind stops hugging TG
(0) Adolf Beeber drops a lit cherry bomb down the other end of the pipe
(0) Adolf Beeber BOOM
(14) Shadow Stalker watches TG die!
(5) Dino casts resurrection on TG
(3) LSD says, "wow"
(3) LSD says, "cool dino"
(7) W. Tank Rose NONONONO
(0) Adolf Beeber refills the battery and attaches jumper cables between the
battery and the base of TG's neck.
(15) whirlwind watches in grossness
(5) Dino is a mage of the eighth circle...
(15) whirlwind thinks all is crazy in this channel!!!!
(0) Adolf Beeber sticks TG in an indonesian monkey table and slices the top of
her skull open. "Dinner time!"
(15) whirlwind thinks he's watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(5) Dino chilled monkey brains..
(7) Tank Girl JOY!  Chilled Tank Girl brains!
(15) whirlwind says, "well i'll be gone...grossing me out!!!!"
(0) Adolf Beeber sticks a steel rod into various parts of TG's brain to see
what it does
(3) LSD says, "bye normal person"
(15) whirlwind says, "normal person leave now"
(0) Adolf Beeber sends 5 amps through the rod.
(0) Adolf Beeber PAF
(14) Shadow Stalker
ewws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(5) Dino loves it and wants to see more!!!!!
(0) Adolf Beeber has mutilated just about every part of her body now.. twice
(0) Adolf Beeber hmms.
(5) Dino says, "Her head's still connected to her torso"
(0) Adolf Beeber takes a couple of weevils and drops them in TG's nostrils
(0) Adolf Beeber reopens TG's bellybutton and sticks a magnesium flare into
her abdomen
(14) Shadow Stalker ewwwws!
(0) Adolf Beeber sets Eggy loose on TG's legs, to do with them as he chooses.
(14) Shadow Stalker
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(0) Adolf Beeber watches the slime trail as eggy works his way to her groin.
(7) Tank Girl SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(7) Tank Girl tries to fight eggy off.
(0) Adolf Beeber covers TG's arms in raw meat and sets two panthers loose on
her.
(14) Shadow Stalker gets very ill!
(7) Tank Girl says, ";d"
(7) Tank Girl is to preoccupied with eggy to notie the panthers.
(0) Adolf Beeber watches eggy's tongue magically grow 10 inches and lick TG's
burns.
(14) Shadow Stalker says, "c"
(0) Adolf Beeber kicks eggy and his hair squirts grease.
(7) Tank Girl YEOW!  THAT'S SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(14) Shadow Stalker says, "]"
(0) Adolf Beeber removes eggy, infects him with syphallis, AIDS, and leprosy
and puts him back on top of TG.
(7) Tank Girl AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(0) Adolf Beeber pops eggy's fetering boils
(7) Tank Girl screams and screams.
(0) Adolf Beeber watches eggy's pus and TG's blood run together
(7) Tank Girl tries to push eggy off her.
(0) Adolf Beeber dumps a truckload of month old used condoms on TG and eggy.
(0) Adolf Beeber says, "Yummy"
(0) Adolf Beeber covers them in mineral spirits, which dissolved the latex of
the condoms
(7) Tank Girl icks.
(0) Adolf Beeber opens what is left of TG's mouth and pushes TTE, grunting and
pulsating, onto her.
(7) Tank Girl EW!
(7) Tank Girl is openly sickened.
(0) Adolf Beeber calls in an airstrike and dumps a load of napalm on all of
them and watches their flesh melt into a bubbling mass of burning refuse.
(0) Adolf Beeber dusts off his hands and looks around. "Next?"

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