Subject: Re:WHY...tell me WHY...?! "The Funniest Dirty Jokes of All Time"

From: [email-masked] (Jean Clawson)
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 20:39:13 GMT

WHY do we keep getting posts like this? Are people REALLY so hard up
for a dollar they're willing to SELL dirty jokes? SHEESH!
Mr. JokeMan, I do believe there is a prerequisite that one think
"filthy, original material" is anything more OR less than disgusting!
Something tells me MOST of the people on this ng are NOT in that
category!

-Jean Clawson

JokeMan@fresnet (JokeMan) wrote:

>"The Funniest Dirty Jokes of All Time"

>Have you ever been in a social situation where everybody has a funny 
>joke to tell . . . everyone except you?

>This will never happen to you if you order:  "The Funniest Dirty Jokes 
>of All Time."

>This amazing compilation of zany, filthy, original material will have 
>everyone laughing hysterically, and is yours for just $1.00.  

>Yes, for just a dollar you . . . can be the life of the party!

>Send $1.00 in a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:  

>Joke Man
>1517 E. Trenton
>Fresno, CA  93720

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From: [email-masked] (Jean Clawson)
Date: Sat, 14 Sep 1996 10:58:31 GMT

[email-masked] (EllenSmith) wrote:

>For...one dollah I can finally be the life of the party?
>Hmmmmmm...that sounds pretty darn cheap to me :)
>But.....isn't their alot of repsponsibility that goes with being the
>life of the party? Can you only be the life for part of the party?
>Or do you have to be the life of the party for the *whole* party?
>I dunno.
>I gotta think about it. :)

You can be the life of the party for half the party if you want. The
only problem you may encounter is choosing WHICH half you want to be
the life for. Now if you drink, you should probably select the second
half because that's when you'd be in your rarest form and more apt to
actually TELL these diddy's you've paid one, hard earned, dollar for.
However, if you don't drink, you may consider choosing the first half
as you'll be wanting to leave come the second half.
Can you tell I don't tend many parties...
Hey, did you hear the one about the man that came into the office on
Monday morning w/ a black eye? His boss asked him how he got it and he
said "I was in church yesterday and when everyone stood to sing, I
noticed that the dress of the woman in front of me was stuck in her
backside." Thinking he was doing her a favor, he pulled it out. She
turned around and punched him.
Next Monday, the man came in with, yet, ANOTHER black eye. His boss
asked him what happend THIS time.
He said, "I was in church on Sunday and when we rose to sing, that
same woman was in front of me and, again, had her dress stuck in her
backside. The guy next to me pulled it out but I put it back cause *I*
knew she wanted it there."

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From: [email-masked] (Jean Clawson)
Date: Sat, 14 Sep 1996 17:12:14 GMT

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From: Pierre <[email-masked]>
Date: Sat, 14 Sep 1996 08:10:25 -0500

http://blizz.qc.ca/arthobby/

A cette adresse vous trouverez une liste de materiel d'artiste et d'artisanat
disponibles a la boutique Art & Hobby

At this adresse you will find a listing of art material and craft suply offered by Art &
Hobby store .

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From: Miriam de Vries <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 19 Sep 1996 09:37:58 +1000

> >
> >>>How does one find out the postmasters address? please let me know, so that
> I can join in the good fight.
> 

Write to postmaster@  and insert the name of their provider in this 
space!  Easy