Subject: Western Joke #28

From: [email-masked]
Date: Tue, 8 Mar 1994 10:57:26 UTC

西  洋  笑  话

28.  有一位衣冠不整的男人走进一间大股票行，大声问接恃小姐：
     ＂我中了大彩，想在你这Ｆ％＄Ｋ＃ＮＧ公司开一个投资户口
     ！″

     接恃小姐很不耐烦的答道：＂这位先生，我们这里不欢迎说脏
     话的人，请你马上离开！″

     衣冠不整的男人不高兴道：＂什麽？你说什麽？老子中了大彩
     ，要开一个投资户口，你这Ｆ％＄Ｋ＃ＮＧ公司不欢迎我？″

     接恃小姐还没回答经理忽然来到，问道：＂发生了什麽事？″

     衣冠不整的男人道：＂我刚刚中了三百万美元大彩，想在你这
     Ｆ％＄Ｋ＃ＮＧ公司开一个投资户口！″

     经理笑面回答道：＂哦，欢迎！我这些Ｆ％＄Ｋ＃ＮＧ职员有
     给您麻烦吗？″

待继…
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