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Dynamite! We need dynamite! Drill that
hole, pack it full, and BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL! It's time we put some SCIENTIFIC
REASONING into this whole mining thing. Besides, in that last cave-in we
lost some of our BEST BOBBIES. So it's out with the slide rules, and in
with those shoring braces. THIS tunnel's gonna go DEEP...
12-7-96 UPDATE: As you may notice we've been busy, sorting and re-sorting, trying to knock some sense into THE PLAN. It move, it moves, albeit slowly. The tunnels around here have been expanding at a cancerous rate, leaving a network under Dobbstown reminiciant of a Parisian catacomb or a piece of termite-rotten flooring. The constant danger of collapse and flooding is demoralizing the help, and so a concerted effort is being drawn up to improve conditions. The blasting of new access between tunnels 6 and 7 is only the beginning. Any comments or ill-gotten swag can be sent to me, the Reverend Morvus Thenu. I'll be working on it. |
With new shafts being put through daily, we're rearranging
everything in ALL of the Art Mines tunnels into different sectors according
to artist, with this page serving as a central
pit, holding everything NEW -- except for the Psychedelic
Porno Art page, which is also updated along with this one,
but must needs reside in its own cordoned-off, safeguarded chamber so that
no child under 21 ever sees the word, "sex."
To
begin with, GAZE AGOG upon the new STERNO
IS GOD page.
Also, those awesome atavists at
Atom Funway Plastico
have a new feature on GREEN
ENERGY MUTANTS
(as seen at left)
...And there are some things you might call merely "graphics"
instead of "movies" in the new VIDEO
STASH 5.
First, The Newest of the New Love Offerings
NEW on 12-1-2BX:
Jan Johnson's
Dobbstown
plus... HORRENDOUS DOBBSTOWN 3D DETAILS!
All of the artists here in the ART MINES have been BUSY, BUSY, BUSY cranking out visions, rubbing their eyes, wiping the drool from their gaping, slack-jawed mouths. As a first step to giving them each PAGES, we've given them SECTIONS to call their own. All, that is, except for EVERYBODY ELSE, who get grouped into EYEPICS. A lot of TRULY UNIQUE and wonderous one-shots, two-shots and sucker punches appear there, so don't miss it!
The SubGenius Foundation Headquarters
Iceknife Comix cover (SPONGDURATE and FUCKNUTS!)
..and you can go and have a look at the Fernandinande website for much much more.
BOBX.gif A ghostly view of the Classic Dobbshead by Rev. Michael Turyn
dobbshed.psd "This Dobbshead can be placed in its Photoshop layer on top of other layers or wherever. I have used this very same Dobbshead for my brand of SlackArt and have had good results with it.
by Curtis R. Anderson, Co-creator of "Gleepy the Hen", SP 2.5?, KoX URLs: http://www.servtech.com/public/cra/ANTI"BOB" by Rev. Jan Johnson
It Takes A Village by Guerrilla Graphics
Smurf Launching by Matt Curtis
BULLDADA DOGS PLAYING CARDS -- looks Vietnamese
SACRED SCRIBE by cuthulu
BOB1 by cuthulu
UNABOB by Unknown
Demon Lakeby Eric Knisely
Fog Alienby Eric Knisely
BobWorldby Graham the Happy Scum, GiECT, KSC, KotF
G-Dobbs2 by Graham the Happy Scum GiECT KSC KotF
gths@flat-earth.org http://itclub.mur.csu.edu.au/~gthsLeer by Edvard Munch
Saucer GIFMovieSent to us anonymously.
1dollarbeautiful sub-g propaganda
A-Bomb by...??? This may be copyrighted material, we dunno... but how could be ignore it?
After X-Day: Bird Brain Flying
After X-Day: Shrimp Brain Swimming
Supersonic Nazi Hell Creature flying out of the Hollow Earth
Latest HENDRIX ISLANDS mutation(w/ Rev. Stang)
Nenslo's Tabletop Model Scenes-- large size
FUNDOBBS.GIF The Mysterioes do it to us again, without explaining ANY of it. We do not know who they (it?) are, except that it lives in Ohio and SPEWS. Among the more insto-classic of its recent endeavors is THIS, a COMPETITOR with the True Dobbshead, the Vreedeez Color Dobbshead, and the Huey Photorealistic Dobbshead.
a veritable SLEW of DEROS:
But the ultimate extrapolation resides within:
The Inheritors They are being shepherded on their way SOMEWHERE. The saucers were built by Atom Funway Plastico.
Mystery Hive Tidbit The Cooties find sustenance of some kind (?) during their trek.
Saucer Crash and 'Rescue' (widescreen version) A bigger, closer view of last month's Dobbstown snapshot. Saucers by Funway.
Festival of Cheesy DXF Files One must start somewhere; why not glorify it?
KaiDobbses His Sweet Face, warped again. Will It Never End.
A NOTE FROM STANG:
I'll be the first to admit that I can't draw for hooey, I have no college degree, and I'm an amateur regarding computers in general. But my original artsful self-schooling was in Harryhausenian stop-motion film animation, which involves building little sets and monsters and animating them. Because of the snag I ran into regarding metal ball-and-socket jointed skeletons, I reverted to claymation, and then dropped that whole ball entirely. HOWEVER... as one can see from SubSITE in general, computer graphics programs have become so streamlined that even lowtechoids, piss-a-beds and ne'erdowells can "virtually" sculpt and light little sets and monsters. Most of us are still a long way from fully implementing the INCREDIBLE GADGETS that have been placed at our disposal, but we're ON it. FULL MOTION ANIMATION for US CHEAPSKATES comes next. But let's not jump the gun...RESCUE
Crashed Saucer scene with Plan 9 UFO .dxf files from Atom Funway Plastico, Kenneth Huey photo-real Dobbshead and BryceYOW Brycean Hendrixscape (w/ P-Wei)
WE WERE THERE FIRST
A TimeSnap from the future (circa 2157) of the heretofore secret Dobbstown X base on Jupiter's moon, Io, taken over by Pinks over a hundred years after it was/will be abandoned by the SubGenii.StoneHenged 2
An extrapolation of the Bryce image seen at the bottom of this page. Art critics the world over are shoving gophers up their rectii in wonderment over Stang's sensitive portrayals of our mysterious past.Donkey Face Island 1
This and its sequel are "doodles," done in about 15 minutes while on the phone. As you may suspect, Bryce is an easy program to use.Donkey Face Island 2
Rev. Friday Jones did the Donkeyface Dobbs (aka "BobBat") on these.I Pick Up the Pieces and Make an Island...
An artful tribute to a Hero, done on Sept. 18...Might Even Raise a Little Sand (REVISED majorly, 10-10-96)
Getting a much closer to the original concept... and another approach is:Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
...with Photoshop tweakery done by Rev. Morvus ThenuHave You Ever Been
The Jimi Hendrix Obsessive Tribute continues. This one needs naked babes and "Bobs".Stonehenge Slack Crusade Tour
Jesus Devilacqua thought this picture would be better if he was in it. The other two guys on the tank are Dr. Legume and David Apocolypse.Stonehenge Night
The same mini-Stonehenge, but with the positions of sun and moon switched.BlurWall
An experiment -- the thing on the upper right is an elongated combination of water and rock.SAUCER CRASH "RESCUE" version 1
SAUCER CRASH "RESCUE" stormy alien sky version
see more of Friday in a special GOO ART section
bobnconnie unearthed from lost files
fishing a view of Dobbs in his element.
....and in it's own, special, cordoned-off area, lies a masterpiece,
Badfilm posters (for your Bulldada Clip Art collection):
This one's NOT a piece of art that you'll see when you click on it, but it's too artful not to include here. It's a Director animation that will be DOWNLOADED via ftp when you click on it, and then you run it. This is GORGEOUS on a Macintosh, but I dunno if it'll play on a PC. Maybe we can turn it into a Shockwave thingy: THE SMOKING PIPE |
THE S.P.U.T.U.M AWARDS/PUNISHMENT SERIES
When the hostile hordes of warez doods were driven from alt.binaries.slack
(SEE
FAQ!) in humiliation, the various members of The SubGenius Police created
these awards for each other, and some Tauntings for the losers.
JUICE!
by R.Revv.Ed (flashboy@cris.com)
Who's
Next?
by R.Revv.Ed (flashboy@cris.com)
S.P.U.T.U.M.
CAR
by Rev. Chris Salt
And these three are by cuthulu:
BOBWATCH
by Curtis Anderson.
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The lovely Miss Rev. FRIDAY JONES, alt.slack
and SubG IRC sex goddess, has lately seduced various old SubG logo-art pieces
into entering her Kai's Power Goo program, resulting in:
TWO BRAINS
A smaller version of
TWO BRAINS
"BOB"QUESTION
and a smaller version:
bobquestionsml.GIF
Were I to rename this one, it'd be on half the pages of SubSITE: borderclr.GIF
Erwin Bergdoll's classic skull-bomb logo, GOOED
The Gooed Seal of the Church (after Hellswami Satellite Weavers, Stang, Drummond)
PHOTO1.GIF
by Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, provisional secretary to the Congregation for the Promulgation of the Doctrines of the Faith, Phoenix Metropolitain Annex Branch (SE area).
(Photograph taken in 1933 aboard the Deutsche Reichsmarine Linienschiff "Bayern". As yet unsubstantiated picture of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, although several alledged miracles have been associated with his uniform, resembling that of a waiter in an upperclass yacht club (stolen from sacristy in 1995). Miracles relate to appearance of "pipe-shaped" burn mark on a burrito, purported impotence cure and mass conversions of thousands of previously devout Odin cultists.)
SLACKIES cereal
box
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Stonehenge1.JPG by Rev. Ivan Stang
Layout on this page revised by Rev. Morvus Thenu