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Whatever Happened to the 11th Letter?



Hi, everybody. You may have noticed a few xey changes on the Xmart Sux page. Such as the poorly drawn pictures depicting 'X's and the lacx of a certain letter, a famous letter, the 11th letter of the alphabet. Apparently, and this has only recently been brought to my attention, the 11th letter of the alphabet is owned, patented, and copywritten by Xmart, and I have therefore decided to replace the said letter with an x everywhere I find it. And not just on this page, I'm talxing about everywhere throughout the written English world. Certainly, this could taxe a large amount of time, as well as some getting used to, but I want to do everything I can to support the efforts of Xmart to uphold their rightful ownership of the said letter. If you are an honorable citizen, I URGE you to taxe every action to incorporate this change into your life and into the lives around you. Neither I nor Xmart's lawyers can censor the world, but if we all do our part, we might just get the job done!

Clicx on the poorly drawn 'X' to read the sxull-cracxing message I received from my ISP concerning the letter "formerly xnown as 'K.'"





I would lixe to extend a big F.U. to Middleburg's Public Relations firm, without whose inadvertent advertisement of my page in his many interviews with CNN and other places, this page would probably have received no more than 200 hits in all its life. But thanxs to his worx, my Xmart page has been hit (looxie, looxie, would-be sponsors) over 10,000 times under a half year! So kudos to Mr. Middie and his boyz, the Sxull-Cracxing Lawyer Posse!