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The following item was forwarded to me

A POEM FOR THOSE OVER 30
>
>   A computer was something on TV
>   From a science fiction show of note
>   A window was something you hated to clean
>   And ram was the cousin of a goat.
>
>   Meg was the name of my girlfriend
>   And gig was a job for the nights
>   Now they all mean different things
>   And that really mega bytes.
>
>   An application was for employment
>   A program was a TV show
>   A cursor used profanity
>   A keyboard was a piano.
>
>   Memory was something that you lost with age
>   A CD was a bank account
>   And if you had a 3-in. floppy
>   You hoped nobody found out.
>
>   Compress was something you did to the garbage
>   Not something you did to a file
>   And if you unzipped anything in public
>   You'd be in jail for a while.
>
>   Log on was adding wood to the fire
>   Hard drive was a long trip on the road
>   A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
>   And a backup happened to your commode.
>
>   Cut you did with a pocket knife
>   Paste you did with glue
>   A web was a spider's home
>   And a virus was the flu.
>
>   I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
>   And the memory in my head
>   I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
>   But when it happens they wish they were dead.


Peter A. Kurilecz CRM, CA
Woodside Summit Group, Inc
Richmond, Virginia
Tel: 804-744-1247 extension 23
Fax: 804-744-4947
mailto:peter.kurilecz@woodsidesummitgroup.com

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