The SIXTH EAR of Dobbs: The Yetinsyn Auditorium - Otis F. Odder
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The Yetinsyn Auditorium:
Otis F. Odder
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HEY! If YOU don't have EARS to HEAR these SOUNDS, YOU BETTER LISTEN UP!!



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The great Rev. Otis F. Odder, that visionary of The M.oFo O.utreach M.inistry Tape Exchange, has lately gone web-wavery crazy with this stash of audial horrors, delights & rants. Many of these are onuvakind rarities, so get yerself busy downloading!





bible.wav

"The Bible cannot be trusted and we may as well throw it away", etc., etc..

burger.wav

Old drive-in theatre burger ad, topped with mellow cheese, just the way you like it.

clothes.wav

Neat collage arranged around Johnny Depp's line in "Ed Wood": "I like to dress in womens clothing. I like to wear women's clothes.".

damned.wav

"I think they're damned and on their way to hell, and I don't think there's any redemption for them! I say TO HELL WITH YOU!".

fuck.wav

Says it all.

godgun.wav

"Sometimes I wish God'd give me a Holy Spirit machine gun, I'd blow your head off!".

hell.wav

"YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLL!".

hellborn.wav

Rev. Swaggert swaggers it gut in this maniacal rant on the sexuality & morals of youth.

jesus.wav

Did you know Jesus had a big house? Handled big money? Wore designer clothes? Neither did we, until we heard this assortment on preachers testifying upon these startling facts.

mental.wav

Mental health matters!

mormon.wav

A choir full of Mormon girls sing what it's like to be a Mormon. Wonder how many Mormon mothers it takes to drive a choir full of Mormon girls to a recording session.

mrt.wav

Mr. T gives does a PSA - "Do what's right, and you can't go wrong" - uuuhhh...

murder.wav

"What lovely music - for a murder! Or two! Or three! Or nine!".

mu-sick.wav

Tastefully sick SubG barrage.

negpepsi.wav

NegativLand's excellent Pepsi ad parody. The condolensces of every person at Pesi-Cola ARE with you.

pray2bob.wav

SubG rant. Dare to be different!

scream.wav

A great collage of great screams. Better get this one!

seven.wav

Yea, Seventeen & suicidal. If she were in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teens, she might find reason to go on - then again, mebbe not.

shit.wav

A mess of shit.

sin.wav

"Every human being ever conceived through semen already is born contaminated with sin". Right. Guess your safe if you're a human being conceived through some other agency. At least it cuts us Yetinsyn some unintentional slack. But wait - was that "seamen"?

thedevil.wav

"Oh, the Devil....the Devil!"

think.wav

Another SG rant on the baloney of playing the part of "nonconformist" by conforming to the dress code of other identical "nonconformists" conformists.

top10hit.wav

We wish Rev. Otis would tell us where he got this. Sounds like PBS children's empowermentmusick. Get involved in this incredibly good bad community action-oriented conformity.

voice16.wav

Great session end sound for your computer - "Initiating shutdown sequence".

wackoff.wav

Collage on wackin' off. "Shock the Monkey" woulda been a nice addition.

whipped.wav

*Choice* vintage preacher rant on how Beatle music, "the most rotten, dirty, damnable, filthy, putrid FILTH that this nation or the world has ever known", makes children take off their clothes, for which their parents should be "taken out and horsewhipped! You hear me?!?".

The Butane Series

(Media barrage of quotes out of context, just the way you like it)

butane1.wav

butane2.wav

butane3.wav

butane4.wav






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