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Holiday Songs



Title: Holiday Songs

In my "other" life I have a holiday quartet that performs during the month of December every night.  We sing Christmas and Chanukah selections.  We usually re-write one verse of Jolly Old St. Nicholas as follows:

Johnny wants a DVD
Susie wants a fax
Nellie wants some Starbucks shares
But our Visa's maxed

It always gets a laugh from our audience, corny & childish as it is.
Any variations (fit for public performance, and in good taste) are welcome.  We're getting tired of the same old words and we have three more performances.

I'm also rewriting We Three Kings...

We three kings...
tired and hungry, chasing the star
camels stumbling, stomachs grumbling
Hoping the child's not far
Oh, oh...
etc.

If you have any brilliant ideas, forward them to my private email:  annoulitsa@aol.com
We may be able to use them at tonight's performance.

By the way, have you heard the "Twelve Days After Christmas"?  It's a scream:  "The first day after Christmas, my true love and I had a fight, and so I chopped the pear tree down and burned it just for spite.  And with a single cartridge, I shot that blasted partridge, my true love, my true love gave to me."

There is also the "Selfish Carol", "Good King Kong", "O Little Town of Hackensack".  Yes, we do traditional carols in good taste, beautiful melodies, etc. but we need to have a little fun.

I thought this "off topic" email was OK considering the many I have been reading that have nothing whatsoever to do with Archives or Records Management.

Happy, safe and blessed New Year to all of you.

Anne Foster Angelou
Records Management Analyst
Archives and Records Management
(206) 296-1572
FAX (206) 205-1067



-----Original Message-----
From: Kurilecz, Peter [mailto:peter.kurilecz@WOODSIDESUMMITGROUP.COM]
Sent: Friday, December 22, 2000 9:13 AM
To: ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU
Subject: Song titles


Thanks this was fun
1. Move Hitherward the Entire Assembly of Those Who Are Loyal in Their
Belief
Come all ye faithful
2. Listen! The Celestial Messengers Produce Harmonious Sounds!
hark the herald angels

3. Nocturnal Timespan of Unbroken Quietness
Silent Night

4. An Emotion Excited by the Acquisition or Expectation of Good Given to the
Terrestrial Sphere

5. Embellish the Interior Passageways!
Deck the Halls

6. Exalted Heavenly Beings to Whom We Harkened
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
7. Twelve O'clock On A Clement Night Witnessed Its Arrival

8. The Christmas Preceding All Others
The First Noel

9. Small Municipality in Judea Southeast of Jerusalem
O little town of Bethlehem
10. Diminutive Mescaline Master of Skincovered Percussionist Cylinders
Little Drummer Boy

11. Omnipotent Supreme Being Who Elicits Response to Ecstatic Distinguished
Males

12. Tranquility Upon the Terrestrial Sphere

13. Obese Personification Fabricated of Compressed Mounds of Minute Crystals

Frosty the Snowman

14. Expectation of Arrival to Populated Area by Mythical, Masculine
Perennial Gift-Giver
Santa Claus is Coming to Town

15. Natal Celebration Devoid of Color, Rather Albino, as a Hallucinatory
Phenomenon for Me
White Christmas

16. In Awe of the Nocturnal Time Span Characterized by Religiosity

17. Geographic State of Fantasy During the Season of Mother Nature's
Dormancy
Walking in a Winter Wonderland

18. The First Person Nominative Plural of a Triumvirate of Far Eastern Heads
of State
We Three Kings of Orient Are

19 Tintinnabulation of Vacillating Pendulums In Inverted Metallic, Resonant
Cups
Jingle Bells

20. In a Distant Location The Existence of an Improvised Unit of Newborn
Children's Slumber Furniture
Away in a manger


Peter A. Kurilecz CRM, CA
Manager, Records Management Group
Woodside Summit Group Inc
Midlothian, Virginia
Office: 804-744-1247 x23
Fax: 804-744-4947
mailto:peter.kurilecz@woodsidesummitgroup.com

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