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FW: SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 2000's



A "Friday Funny" on Monday, courtesy of my husband.  I'm afraid I've
actually done some of these things.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Craig Pullen [SMTP:cpullen50@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2001 11:03 AM
> To:   C F Pullen; Jason Pullen; Luke Pullen; S A Pullen; S M Pullen; Seth
> Pullen; Sharon Pullen
> Subject:      SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 2000's
>
> 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
> 2. You have a list of 15 phone #'s, to reach your family of three.
> 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat.  He emails
> you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
> 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
> 5. You chat several times a day with a  stranger from South Africa, but
> you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
> 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it
> contains Echinacea.
> 7. You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
> 8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a
> JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
> 9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> anyone is home.
> 10. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of
> the screen.
> 11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells
> for half the price you paid.
> 12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
> purchase, is foreign to you.
> 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
> the back seat of your car.
> 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
> have e-mail addresses.
> 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
> 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
> 17. Your idea of being organized, is multicolored Post-It notes.
> 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
> 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
> 20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just
> pulled the plug on a loved one.
> 21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
> 22. You wake up at 4 AM, to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on
> your way back to bed.
> 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.  :-)
> 24. You're reading this.
> 25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else!
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