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Re: LINCOLN RELIC FOUND!!!! (Friday Funny version, of course)



> I need your advice, Dan.  I have some rocks my brother picked up in
> Jerusalem.  How can I determine if King David's foot ever touched any of
> these rocks?
>
Look for the "Stepped on by David, King of Israel" label on the bottom.

> I realise this would be easier if I found the matzo from his
> palace's Passover kitchen--one would have to use DNA testing to verify if
> any
> of his DNA matched any trace DNA found on the matzo.
>
I couldn't answer the DNA question, but considering some of the Matzo I've
had - it would probably taste just as good today as it did several thousand
years ago.

DS

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