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Re: massaging the records



Definitely my nominee for "Spam of the Week." I got a badly needed belly
laugh just trying to envision what this contraption must look like in
operation!

I wonder if the video shows cats, rabbits or other critters to stimulate
Rover's exercise.

Best wishes,

Thomas Berry, Archivist
Historical Construction Equipment Association
16623 Liberty Hi Road
Bowling Green, Ohio 43402
Phone 419-352-5616
Fax 419-352-6086
tberry@wcnet.org
http://www.hcea.net

----- Original Message -----
From: "Xiamen Lee" <xiamen_lee@YAHOO.COM>
To: <ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU>
Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2001 4:35 PM
Subject: massaging the records


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