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Re: Friday Funnies - bumper stickers



Here's one I still crack a smile at:

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

--Corinne Florin


----Original Message Follows----
From: Janet Wendt
Reply-To: janet.wendt@ORST.EDU
To: ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU
Subject: Re: Friday Funnies - bumper stickers
Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 08:24:39 -0700
Thomas and all,
My favorite one is this:
I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it.
And another one I read the other day on an older hot-looking car:
Yes it goes fast; no you can't drive it.
Janet M. Wendt, C.A.
Staff Archivist
Oregon State University Archives
94 Kerr Administration Building
Corvallis, OR 97331-2103
Phone: 541-737-4050
Fax: 541-737-0541
E-mail: Janet.Wendt@orst.edu
Website: http//osu.orst.edu/Dept/archives
-----Original Message-----
From: Thomas Berry [mailto:tberry@HCEA.NET]
Sent: Friday, September 07, 2001 6:57 AM
To: ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU
Subject: Friday Funnies - bumper stickers
Bumper Stickers
* If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
* You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
* The Earth Is Full - Go Home
* I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
* This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
* Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
* If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
* The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
* Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
* Honk If Anything Falls Off
* Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
* He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
* I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
* You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
* I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
* It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
* I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk somewhere
* If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A
Jeep]
* Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
* If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut?
* Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
* Boldly Going Nowhere
* Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
* Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Best wishes,
Thomas Berry, Archivist
Historical Construction Equipment Association
16623 Liberty Hi Road
Bowling Green, Ohio 43402
Phone 419-352-5616
Fax 419-352-6086
tberry@hcea.net
http://www.hcea.net
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