>>> Chuck Piotrowski <Chuck.Piot@ADM.UCSC.EDU>
12/19/01 12:25PM >>>
Ah, this was funny!
However, what is
NOT funny is the lack of knowledge about American History!
"A chicken
in every pot and a car in every garage" was Herbert Hoover's
1928
Presidential campaign slogan. Technically, you're right, for it
does
pre-date FDR's Presidency.
Happy
Holidays!
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Chuck
Piotrowski
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Chancellor's Office Administrative
Records Supervisor
Office of the Chancellor
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UC
Santa Cruz
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greetings
Interesting facts about Elimination and
Evacuation
The average person will evacuate enough waste in
an
average lifetime to fill an average sized home.
The Los Angeles
sewage system handles enough urine
each month to fill Lake
Erie.
There are few tornado evacuation routes because of
the
capricious nature of tornadoes.
The Stassi eliminated, on
average 7,000 men women and
children each year.
Vigorous vomit
travels at speeds above 70 miles an
hour in systemically healthy
individuals.
Elephants cannot be evacuated hurriedly, however,
they
can evacuate quickly.
Urine from the Female Cape Buffalo is the
most acidic
in nature.
Each human foot sweats 8 ounces per
day.
Human vomit will remove paint easily, however, no
commercially
available paint remover features a vomit
based solution.
TV networks
eliminate more shows per year then they
renew.
The urethra pressure
of the Sperm Whale is great
enough to inflate a truck tire.
Women
eliminate more urine per pound of body weight
than men, but men more solid
waste per pound of body
weight than women.
In the first skyscrapers
in New York City, in order to
control sewage pressure, waste from the upper
floors,
dropped through the open air a distance of 4-6
floors.
Theoretically, it made sense, but practically, gusts
of wind
rendered it disastrous.
As a prank, in 1987, students flushed every
toilet on
the upper 10 floors of a high rise dorm in Austin
Texas at the
same time. The resultant flood forced
the evacuation of the entire
building.
Josef Stalin believed in the elimination of
the
Kulaks.
Sun Yat Sen prefigured Roosevelt and his call for
"a
chicken in every pot" when he called for "a pot in
every
home."
Waste is dumped into the Mississippi for its
entire
length. This becomes drinking water in New
Orleans.
Kentucky creates more waste per capita than any
other
state.
Hurricane evacuation routes line up thousands
of
terrified sea side residents, for elimination, like
animated bowling
pins.
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