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If memory serves, but it doesn't
- Subject: If memory serves, but it doesn't
- From: NANCY M PIATKOWSKI <swampcrone@PRODIGY.NET>
- Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2002 09:01:15 -0500
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> From somewhere in cyberspace a Friday funny
Nancy Piatkowski
http://buffalolore.buffalonet.org
>
> The Senility Prayer
>
> God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
> the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
> and the eyesight to tell the difference.
>
> Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
> discovered;
> 1. I started out with nothing,
> and I still have most of it.
> 2. My wild oats have turned
> into prunes and All Bran.
> 3. I finally got my head together,
> now my body is falling apart.
> 4. Funny, I don't remember being
> absent minded...
> 4. Funny, I don't remember being
> absent minded...
> 5. All reports are in, life is now
> officially unfair.
> 6. If all is not lost, where is it?
> 7. It is easier to get older than
> it is to get wiser.
> 8. Some days you're the dog,
> some days you're the hydrant.
> 9. I wish the buck stopped here,
> I sure could use a few...
> 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
> 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
> 12. It's hard to make a comeback
> when you haven't been anywhere.
> 13. The only time the world beats a
> path to your door is whenyou're
> in the bathroom.
> 14. If God wanted me to touch my
> toes, he would have put them
> on my knees.
> 15. When I'm finally holding all the
> cards, why does everyone
> decide to play chess?
> 16. It's not hard to meet expenses
> ... they're everywhere.
> 17. The only difference between
> a rut and a grave is the depth.
> 18. These days, I spend a lot of
> time thinking about the hereafter...
> go somewhere to get something
> and then wonder what
> I'm here
> after.
> 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER
> IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU
> BEFORE OR
> NOT!
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