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> From somewhere in cyberspace a  Friday funny

Nancy Piatkowski
http://buffalolore.buffalonet.org

>
> The Senility Prayer
>
> God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
> the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
> and the eyesight to tell the difference.
>
>  Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
>  discovered;
>  1. I started out with nothing,
>         and I still have most of it.
>  2. My wild oats have turned
>         into prunes and All Bran.
>  3. I finally got my head together,
>         now my body is falling apart.
>  4. Funny, I don't remember being
>         absent minded...
>  4. Funny, I don't remember being
>         absent minded...
>  5. All reports are in, life is now
>         officially unfair.
>  6. If all is not lost, where is it?
>  7. It is easier to get older than
>         it is to get wiser.
>  8. Some days you're the dog,
>         some days you're the hydrant.
>  9. I wish the buck stopped here,
>         I sure could use a few...
> 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
> 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
> 12. It's hard to make a comeback
>         when you haven't been anywhere.
> 13. The only time the world beats a
>         path to your door is whenyou're
>         in the bathroom.
> 14. If God wanted me to touch my
>         toes, he would have put them
>         on my knees.
> 15. When I'm finally holding all the
>         cards, why does everyone
>         decide to play chess?
> 16. It's not hard to meet expenses
>         ... they're everywhere.
> 17. The only difference between
>         a rut and a grave is the depth.
> 18. These days, I spend a lot of
>         time thinking about the hereafter...
>        go somewhere to get something
>         and then wonder what
>        I'm here
>        after.
> 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER
>         IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU
>         BEFORE OR
>          NOT!

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