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Re: If memory serves, but it doesn't
Sounds like me - I have a photographic memory, but it often runs out of
film. And then there's the problem with double exposures . . .
Best wishes,
Thomas Berry, Archivist
Historical Construction Equipment Association
16623 Liberty Hi Road
Bowling Green, Ohio 43402
Phone 419-352-5616
Fax 419-352-6086
tberry@hcea.net
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----- Original Message -----
From: "NANCY M PIATKOWSKI" <swampcrone@PRODIGY.NET>
To: <ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU>
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2002 9:01 AM
Subject: If memory serves, but it doesn't
> > From somewhere in cyberspace a Friday funny
>
> Nancy Piatkowski
> http://buffalolore.buffalonet.org
>
> >
> > The Senility Prayer
> >
> > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
> > the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
> > and the eyesight to tell the difference.
> >
> > Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
> > discovered;
> > 1. I started out with nothing,
> > and I still have most of it.
> > 2. My wild oats have turned
> > into prunes and All Bran.
> > 3. I finally got my head together,
> > now my body is falling apart.
> > 4. Funny, I don't remember being
> > absent minded...
> > 4. Funny, I don't remember being
> > absent minded...
> > 5. All reports are in, life is now
> > officially unfair.
> > 6. If all is not lost, where is it?
> > 7. It is easier to get older than
> > it is to get wiser.
> > 8. Some days you're the dog,
> > some days you're the hydrant.
> > 9. I wish the buck stopped here,
> > I sure could use a few...
> > 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
> > 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
> > 12. It's hard to make a comeback
> > when you haven't been anywhere.
> > 13. The only time the world beats a
> > path to your door is whenyou're
> > in the bathroom.
> > 14. If God wanted me to touch my
> > toes, he would have put them
> > on my knees.
> > 15. When I'm finally holding all the
> > cards, why does everyone
> > decide to play chess?
> > 16. It's not hard to meet expenses
> > ... they're everywhere.
> > 17. The only difference between
> > a rut and a grave is the depth.
> > 18. These days, I spend a lot of
> > time thinking about the hereafter...
> > go somewhere to get something
> > and then wonder what
> > I'm here
> > after.
> > 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER
> > IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU
> > BEFORE OR
> > NOT!
>
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