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to America, comes:
ELECTRIFY YOUR WAY TO TOTAL HEALTH
Yes, you too can lose weight, and regain lost vigor
by simply plugging yourself into the wall for a daily
dose of health healing current.
WHAT??? You say? 110 volts? Won't that kill me?
Not with the newly patented Health TRANSFORMer System
The Health TRANSFORMer System has been tested safe
in Norway, Denmark and Luxembourg for fifteen years
and
the results have been amazing.
There are no overweight persons in Luxembourg! The
average Blood pressure there is 110/70. Even among
the
aged!
Hyper thyroidism has been eliminated in Denmark!
In Norway Bursitis has vanished!
What is the secret? The Health TRANSFORMer System!
By stepping down the alternating current flowing into
your body the Health TRANSFORMer System infuses your
system with safe, healing electricity which heals and
supports your bodily systems.
Your body runs on electrical impulses naturally, and
the Health TRANSFORMer System just makes it run that
much better!
Imagine: today you are tired, run down and tonight
you
have to attend a meeting, a business party, or a
social
gathering you'd just as soon not attend. You simply
attach the electrodes, plug the Health TRANSFORMer
System into the wall, and sizzle your way back to your
old energetic self.
Listen to what friends and neighbors have to say
about:
the Health TRANSFORMer System --
"I was shocked, ha ha, to discover how much better I
felt."
Tom of Tulsa
"I can't tell you how much vigor I regained. I'm a
new woman!"
Betty of Racine
"I'd pay a thousand bucks for this if I had to!"
Dave of Fresno
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!!!
The Health TRANSFORMer System can be yours for only
three payments of $33.33, plus shipping and handling.
This price includes the Health Transformer, eight
electrodes, electrode wire, electrode cream, a power
cord, and a fully bladed razor.
All this for only three payments of $33.33.
All this and more! More !! MORE!!!
And no, this is not a come on,
No, you do not get twelve steak knives,
No free cleaning supplies,
No vegetable chopper
No, you get the most precious gift we can offer:
HEALTH!
For only $33.33 for three months.
Straight from the healthiest countries on earth to
your door.
Don't delay, order now!
Send your money to
Health TRANSFORMer System
335 Health Road
Wachtung, NJ 12642
Please note: do not attempt to use the Health
TRANSFORMer System while in the shower, while watering
plants, while swimming or in a sauna.
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