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Friday Funny
This could be applied to Enron as well:
> > Five cannibals got jobs as engineers in a big company.
> >
> > During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "you five are part of our
> > team now. You can earn good money here and get great food to eat in the
> > company cafeteria, so please don't mess with any of the other people who
> > work here."
> >
> > The cannibals promised they wouldn't trouble any of the employees.
> >
> > Four weeks later the boss walks into the cannibals' office and says
> > "you're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with all of you.
> > However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Would any of you know
> > what happened to him?"
> >
> > The cannibals all shook their heads and said no.
> >
> > After the boss leaves the head cannibal says to the others, "Which of
> > you idiots ate the janitor?"
> >
> > A hand raises slowly.
> >
> > The leader says to the culprit, "You fool -- for four weeks we've been
> > eating Team Leaders, Supervisors, Project Managers, Directors and
> > Attorneys and no one noticed a thing then you had to go and eat the
> > janitor.
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