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Friday Funny



This could be applied to Enron as well:




> >  Five cannibals got jobs as engineers  in a big company.
> >
> >  During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "you  five are part of our
> >  team now. You can earn good money here and get  great food to eat in the
> >  company cafeteria, so please don't mess with  any of the other people who
> >  work here."
> >
> >  The cannibals  promised they wouldn't trouble any of the employees.
> >
> >  Four weeks  later the boss walks into the cannibals' office and says
> >  "you're all  working very hard and I'm satisfied with all of you.
> >  However, one of  our janitors has disappeared. Would any of you know
> >  what happened to  him?"
> >
> >  The cannibals all shook their heads and said  no.
> >
> >  After the boss leaves the head cannibal says to the others,  "Which of
> >  you idiots ate the janitor?"
> >
> >  A hand raises slowly.
> >
> >  The leader says to the culprit, "You fool -- for four weeks  we've been
> >  eating Team Leaders, Supervisors, Project Managers, Directors and
> >  Attorneys and no one noticed a thing then you had to go and eat  the
> >  janitor.

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