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FF: Ten Best Things to Say If you Get Caught Sleeping at your desk



(not that anyone in these groups would, but if it ever happened)

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

8. "Whew! Guess I left the topff the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken...."

2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...





1. "...in Jesus' name. Amen"

--
Peter A. Kurilecz CRM, CA
Richmond, Va
pakurilecz@aol.com

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