When I tried playing panzy in Scrabble, I was quickly shutdown. But then I tried fizx and the other players really got mad. But my master stroke was changing store to ruustore for a pile of points. My making crowing noises convinced no one that I might have a new useful spelling.

Then Tucker found this lolcat and I was almost given my points back for fizx. He had tried mooter which we later that evening found on a vanity license plate. He wanted points for that…