Learn and use the 5 As on Tuesday. Instructional video here.
How to answer the phone in Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Additional Talk Like A Pirate Day info and helpful insights at http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Also take the Pirate Personality Test.
These fine seafaring songs will come in very handy too.
Advanced Pirate Talk Instructional Video here.
My birthday!
Appropriately enough!
Yarrrrgh!