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Re: problems?
Now this has got to be the funniest one we've seen yet!
Laura Smith
UConn Libraries
-----Original Message-----
From: Nomo Itch [mailto:nomoitch@YAHOO.COM]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 12:42 PM
To: ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU
Subject: problems?
Are you bothered by excessive
ANAL ITCHING
ANAL DANDRUFF
or
ANAL TETTER?
Are you constantly scratching
and then picking the scaly, flaky skin
out of your comb, brush and underwear?
Recognize anyone here?
"I'd like to thank you all for coming to this meeting
. . ."
scratch, scratch scratch.
"As you know, today we are going to be discussing
the proposed merger . . ."
Scratch, Scratch Scratch!
"A billion dollar merger which will effect both
companies in very substantive ways . . ."
SCRATCH, SCRATCH SCRATCH!!!!!!!!
"Bob, will you please get your hand out of the
back of your pants and either sit down or
go to the doctor!"
Maybe you recognize yourself?
If so, then you need
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I really wasn't all that fast. I just wanted to get
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Jesse Owens
Jerry and I really broke up over his excessive
anal itching.
Dean Martin
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