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Re: Friday Funny - security alert



I wasn't here last Friday (down in Moab, and was it beautiful there,
sigh!!).  Here's one I had on my email when I got back; I sure got a
hoot out of it:

Subject: OFFICE SECURITY-SPECIAL BULLETIN

WE'VE BEEN NOTIFIED BY BUILDING SECURITY THAT THERE
HAVE BEEN 4 SUSPECTED TERRORISTS WORKING AT OUR
OFFICE. THREE OF THE FOUR HAVE BEEN APPREHENDED.
BIN SLEEPIN, BIN LOAFIN AND BIN DRINKIN HAVE BEEN
TAKEN INTO CUSTODY. SECURITY ADVISED US THAT THEY
COULD FIND NO ONE FITTING THE DESCRIPTION OF THE
FOURTH CELL MEMBER BIN WORKIN IN THE OFFICE. POLICE
ARE CONFIDENT THAT ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S BIN
WORKIN WILL BE VERY EASY TO SPOT


Roy Webb, C.A.
Multimedia Archivist
Special Collections
J. Willard Marriott Library
295 South 1500 East
University of Utah
Salt Lake City, Utah   84112
(801) 585-3073  //  fax (801) 585-3976
rwebb@library.utah.edu

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