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Friday Humor: A little holiday amusement to clutter up your email box....



> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
> Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave
> to me: 
> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, 
> 
> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
> members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for
> in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a
> note). 
> TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
> ruling class system leaping, 
> 
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-statement, 
> 
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
> from enslaved Bovine-Americans, 
> 
> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, 
> 
> SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal
> products, 
> 
> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
> incarceration, (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front
> threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds,
> French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native
> habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining
> gift package has been revised.) 
> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs, 
> 
> THREE deconstructionist poets, 
> 
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree
> carcasses, and 
> 
> ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree. 
> Merry Christmas. 
> Happy Chanukah/Hanukkah. 
> Good Kwanzaa. 
> Blessed Yule. 
> 
> Oh, heck! Happy Holidays!!!! Unless, of course, you are suffering from
> Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please
> substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with a suggestion that
> you have a thoroughly adequate day.
> 
> 
Jill

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