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Re: Friday Humor: More Holiday Amusement



> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive,
> gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
> secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice
> religious or secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful,
personally
> fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the
> generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for
the
> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have
> helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
greater
> than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere),
> and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of
the
> wishee.  (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable
> with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the
> wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and
> is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of
> the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance
> of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty
is
> limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole
> discretion of the wisher.)

Michael Knies
University of Scranton

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