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Valerie A. Metzler
Valerie Metzler Archivist/Historian
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> My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
> because I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a
> lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After
> that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job
> was only so-so anyhow. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but
> that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut
> it. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
> cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I
> found I wasn't note worthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor,
> but I didn't have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I
> tried, but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but
> discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I thought about
> becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. I managed to get a good
> job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too
> draining. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit,
> because it was always the same old grind. After many years of trying to
> find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized
> there was no future in it.
>
>
>

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