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Re: Friday Funny



I went back to work as a chiropractor, but it wasn't all it was cracked up
to be.

OUCH!

Best wishes,

Thomas Berry, Archivist/Web Editor
Historical Construction Equipment Association
16623 Liberty Hi Road
Bowling Green, Ohio 43402
Phone 419-352-5616
Fax 419-352-6086
tberry@hcea.net
http://www.hcea.net

----- Original Message -----
From: "Valerie A. Metzler" <vmah@KEYCONN.NET>
To: <ARCHIVES@LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU>
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 12:54 PM
Subject: Friday Funny


> --
> Valerie A. Metzler
> Valerie Metzler Archivist/Historian
> 114 Ruskin Drive
> Altoona, PA  16602-2916
> 814 940 0493
> fax 940 0449
> vmah@keyconn.net
>
>
> > My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
> > because I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a
> > lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After
> > that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job
> > was only so-so anyhow. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but
> > that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut
> > it. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
> > cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I
> > found I wasn't note worthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor,
> > but I didn't have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I
> > tried, but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but
> > discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I thought about
> > becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. I managed to get a good
> > job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too
> > draining. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit,
> > because it was always the same old grind. After many years of trying to
> > find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized
> > there was no future in it.
> >
> >
> >
>
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